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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on April 04, 2007, 03:09:44 PM

Title: Getting to know you.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 04, 2007, 03:09:44 PM
I thought it was about time we had an introduction of sorts and get to know one another better - answer any or all... or make up your own questions if you prefer

What is your real first name?

Where do you live, where were you born?

What do you do to earn a living? Do you like what you do?

What do you do to fulfill the artistic side of yourself?

What do you do to keep fit?

Favorite junk food?

What do you do to make the world better?

What books are currently on your nightstand?

Do you have a spouse, children, dogs, cats etc in your life?

Describe what, to you, would be a perfect weekend?

And now for the serious stuff?

Who is your favourtie Beau Peep character?

Which BP character are you most like?

How many of the 20 Beau Peep books have you read?

Which is your favourite BP book?

Have you met Roger or Andrew in real life?


Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 04, 2007, 03:43:15 PM
What is your real first name?
Diane

Where do you live, where were you born?
Four and a half hours north-west of Edmonton, Alberta. Wallasey ? grew up in Wales.

What do you do to earn a living? Do you like what you do?
Farmer for tax purposes ? but hubby does most of the work. I do the books and am a general go-for. I spend about four or five hours a day supervising my boys home school education and teaching my younger daughter. They will go to high school in town ? but in the meantime they are saved from long bus rides. I am a taxi driver for all their activities: swimming, karate, ballet, skating and soccer. 

What do you do to fulfill the artistic side of yourself?
I painted my hall and closet doors ? put the second coat on yesterday. I like to do a few crafts such as card making and I wrote a novel last Novemeber.

What do you do to keep fit?
I don?t

Favorite junk food?
Sea salt and pepper chips/crisps

What do you do to make the world better?
Smile, sponsor kids, Amnesty International, write letters to the editor, volunteer on the library board and coach soccer to kids.

What books are currently on your nightstand?
BP book #1 and Reviving Ophelia

Do you have a spouse, children, dogs, cats etc in your life?
All of the above

Describe what, to you, would be a perfect weekend?
Having a clean house, entertaining friends, and watching a movie.

And now for the serious stuff?

Who is your favourtie Beau Peep character?
The Nomad

Which character are you most like?
Beau Peep with just a dab of Vera

How many of the 20 Beau Peep books have you read?
Most of them.

Which is your all time favourite BP book?
I still have to say book #3 ?  some classic lines from the Nomad

Have you met Roger or Andrew in real life?
No.


Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 04, 2007, 06:52:30 PM
I don't suppose I can join in with this but I've met Andrew. Are sausages a junk food? I love them but only treat myself if I'm staying at a hotel with a breakfast buffet. Current book is A.B. Guthrie's The Big Sky. That's it. I'm exhausted just looking at everything YOU do.
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 04, 2007, 07:07:59 PM
Roger, as a side question - when you see the thread title "getting to know you" to you also hum "getting to know you" from the musical "The King and I"?
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 04, 2007, 07:47:44 PM
Yes. Dammit.
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Mince on April 04, 2007, 08:37:07 PM
What is your real first name?
Malcolm

Where do you live, where were you born?
Stanmore

What do you do to earn a living? Do you like what you do?
Private Tutor. Yes.

What do you do to fulfill the artistic side of yourself?
Design games.

What do you do to keep fit?
Beat students.

Favorite junk food?
M&Ms

What do you do to make the world better?
Teach.

What books are currently on your nightstand?
"How To Deal with Women Throwing Themselves at your Feet."

Do you have a spouse, children, dogs, cats etc in your life?
Sometimes.

Describe what, to you, would be a perfect weekend?
Hassle-free.

And now for the serious stuff?

Who is your favourtie Beau Peep character?
The Nomad

Which character are you most like?
Vulture

How many of the 20 Beau Peep books have you read?
Nine.

Which is your all time favourite BP book?
Number 1, which I don't have.

Have you met Roger or Andrew in real life?
Do you mean they're real?
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Tom on April 04, 2007, 10:37:38 PM
What is your real first name?
Tom

Where do you live, where were you born?
Cheshire

What do you do to earn a living? Do you like what you do?
Customer services.. I don't mind it but I'd rather be doing something else (don't know what though)

What do you do to fulfill the artistic side of yourself?
Doodle and imagine lots of things

What do you do to keep fit?
Walk often

Favorite junk food?
Jelly Babies or a nice hot dog with barbecue sauce and mustard

What do you do to make the world better?
Walk often

Describe what, to you, would be a perfect weekend?
Glorious weather and doing absolutely nothing (not in a waste of time way...)

And now for the serious stuff?

Who is your favourtie Beau Peep character?
Erm... ah... oh, the one... all of them  :-[

Which character are you most like?
Please see my previous answer  :-\

How many of the 20 Beau Peep books have you read?
My previous answer doesn't work with this one  :-[ :-\

Which is your all time favourite BP book?
Probably the first one I will read  :)

Have you met Roger or Andrew in real life?
Does via this forum count as a meeting?
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Colin on April 05, 2007, 09:55:10 AM
What is your real first name?  Erm......Colin  

Where do you live, where were you born?  North Lanarkshire, North Lanarkshire

What do you do to earn a living? Do you like what you do?  I'm called a Technical Specialist? It's a living.

What do you do to fulfill the artistic side of yourself? See picture at the bottom of my post.

What do you do to keep fit?  Used to do Muay Thai.

Favorite junk food?  Had a Chinese last night, does that count?

What do you do to make the world better?  Stay alive

What books are currently on your nightstand?  Whats a nightstand?

Do you have a spouse, children, dogs, cats etc in your life?  Wife

Describe what, to you, would be a perfect weekend?  Putting a 6 horse winning line on at the bookies, watching Celtic/Scotland humping their nearest rivals the getting stooshied/steaming/wrecked at night with my winnings. The wife could come too if she wanted  ;D
And now for the serious stuff?

Who is your favourtie Beau Peep character?  Beau

Which BP character are you most like?  Denis
How many of the 20 Beau Peep books have you read?  All of them ( twice)

Which is your favourite BP book?  #1 cos it took me ages to get it

Have you met Roger or Andrew in real life?
  No
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 05, 2007, 03:27:56 PM
I just want it say that it is funny that Mince's name is Malcolm and I'm assuming that Malc is also Malcolm when my dog's name is Malcolm.

I hope I don't get you all mixed up.

Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Colin on April 05, 2007, 04:28:59 PM
So your saying that the name Malcolm is funny?

Who names their dog Malcolm?
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 05, 2007, 07:45:48 PM
I mean funny conincidental rather than ha ha funny.

Malcolm is a great name for a dog - he seems to like it anyway.

Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 06, 2007, 12:32:52 AM
What is your real first name?
What's wrong with Tarquin?

Where do you live, where were you born?
20 miles south of Mold. Glasgow.

What do you do to earn a living? Do you like what you do?
I draw silly pictures. I am very lucky and I know it, yes - otherwise I'd join the Foreign Legion.

What do you do to fulfill the artistic side of yourself?
Earwax sculpture.

What do you do to keep fit?
Angioplasty.

Favorite junk food?
Pepperoni pizza - gift from the gods (may go in part to explain the angioplasty)!

What do you do to make the world better?
Smile at strangers in the street

What books are currently on your nightstand?
I hardly ever read books. I have a very short attention spa

Do you have a spouse, children, dogs, cats etc in your life?
Oh, boy - that is too complicated for a short answer, but the cover-all reply is yes...at one time or another

Describe what, to you, would be a perfect weekend?
A first-time trip in a hot air balloon...which coincidentally will be this coming weekend for me. Give me a wave!

And now for the serious stuff?

Who is your favourtie Beau Peep character?
That very silly man with the moustache that runs the fort.

Which BP character are you most like?
The geezer with the market stall.

How many of the 20 Beau Peep books have you read?
Book 14

Which is your favourite BP book?
Book 14

Have you met Roger or Andrew in real life?
Yes...YESSSSS....OHHHHHH, YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!....



Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Malc on April 06, 2007, 06:19:40 AM
Diane, yours is not the only dog called Malcolm, unusual as it may seem.
A couple of years ago, whilst coaching the U11s, I was constantly distracted by someone calling my name. Others were too. We all looked around to see one of the kids' mothers yanking on a dog's leash and remonstrating with the animal, whose name was obviously Malcolm.
She was very good looking and I got vicarious comfort from the thought that she probably bathed Malcolm and that he was bound to have had his nose in her groin on frequent occasions.

Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 06, 2007, 07:17:49 AM
Malc did you also get vicarious distress knowing Malcolm was probably neutered?

Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Diamond Lil on April 06, 2007, 07:38:10 AM
What is your real first name?
Lesley

Where do you live, where were you born?
Killin in Perthshire, Dominican Republic

What do you do to earn a living? Do you like what you do?
Variety of careers but now pre-retirement, I'm a GP receptionist.  Very much

What do you do to fulfill the artistic side of yourself?
Direct amateur 1-act plays and sing along at Neil Diamond/Rod Stewart/Tina Turner live concerts

What do you do to keep fit?
You're talking to someone who just came out of hospital, having stretched out my left leg in bed

Favorite junk food?
Kettle chips

What do you do to make the world better?
Have same-day appointments for people with a cold

What books are currently on your nightstand?
Jean de Florette (in English)

Do you have a spouse, children, dogs, cats etc in your life?
1 daughter now, the others at various stages through the years

Describe what, to you, would be a perfect weekend?
Driving the new Aston Martin along the Cote d'Azur

And now for the serious stuff?

Who is your favourtie Beau Peep character?[/b
Denis

Which BP character are you most like?
Egon

How many of the 20 Beau Peep books have you read?
Only the ones that my brother gave me in presents

Which is your favourite BP book?
as above

Have you met Roger or Andrew in real life?
Roger, since the day he was born (I'm his sister) and Andrew, unfortunately not quite so often

Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 06, 2007, 02:11:58 PM
Diamond Lil - I kinda read Jean de Florette - I read the English subtitles on the French movie anyway.  ;D
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Fyodor on April 06, 2007, 07:10:40 PM
What is your real first name? Ronnie

Where do you live, where were you born? Monifieth, near Dundee. Edinburgh.

What do you do to earn a living? Do you like what you do? Live off benefits.
Yes.

What do you do to fulfill the artistic side of yourself? Write sometimes.

What do you do to keep fit? Hardly anything. Golf, if that counts.

Favorite junk food? Custard Doughnuts.
What do you do to make the world better? Die.

What books are currently on your nightstand? Grey Souls by Phillipe Claudel (the best book ever written).

Do you have a spouse, children, dogs, cats etc in your life? No.

Describe what, to you, would be a perfect weekend? Finnan Haddock in milk with poached egg for breakfast. Round of golf with chum chaps. Bacon and Cheese wrap and coffee. Watch United destroy Dundee 7 - 0. A few rum and cokes, then theatre for Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale. Bus home. Crispy pancake roll. Bed. That's enough for me.

And now for the serious stuff?

Who is your favourtie Beau Peep character? The Nomad

Which BP character are you most like? The Nomad

How many of the 20 Beau Peep books have you read? Most

Which is your favourite BP book? Don't know.

Have you met Roger or Andrew in real life? Yup.
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 06, 2007, 08:38:25 PM
Fyodor, I'd just like to point out that you have a son.(Okay, maybe he's not quite in the "children" category.)
And 7-0 United against Dundee in a local derby? This is YOUR fantasy! What's wrong with double figures?
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Fyodor on April 07, 2007, 10:31:37 AM
Thanks oh great one. You're right, of course. It must have been the spouse bit that stopped me in my tracks.
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Elizabeth on April 16, 2007, 01:37:14 PM
What is your real first name?
Elizabeth

Where do you live, where were you born?
In Fife - almost within shouting distance of Roger HI ROG! I was born in Inverness.

What do you do to earn a living? Do you like what you do?
Dyslexia Specialist - screening, diagnosing, assessing needs, liaison with academic staff etc... I like it a lot.

What do you do to fulfill the artistic side of yourself?
make curtains?

What do you do to keep fit?
Walk (sometimes uphill) belly dance, ballroom dance

Favorite junk food?
black pudding (is that junk?)

What do you do to make the world better?
Smile.

What books are currently on your nightstand?
Harvesting the Heart, by Jodi Picoult, Bill Bryson's autobiography,

Do you have a spouse, children, dogs, cats etc in your life?
Spouse, 1 son (36) 1 daughter (15). Have had, in the past, budgies, fish, a rabbit.

Describe what, to you, would be a perfect weekend?

Climb a wee hill, have my two favourite chums to lunch and to play cards. See my son and his girlfriend. Not argue with my daughter...

And now for the serious stuff?

Who is your favourtie Beau Peep character?

Beau Peep

Which BP character are you most like?
Egon

How many of the 20 Beau Peep books have you read?
Quite a lot

Which is your favourite BP book?
I like them all

Have you met Roger or Andrew in real life?
I first met Roger when he was 10 going on 25. (I was 16) He taught me to play darts and introduced me to Mad Magazine. I met Andrew quite a few years later.


Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 16, 2007, 06:28:04 PM
Even at ten, I knew how to treat the ladies----a game of darts and a flick through Mad magazine.
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 16, 2007, 07:39:36 PM
Even at ten, I knew how to treat the ladies----a game of darts and a flick through Mad magazine.

Most birds aren't all that good at darts, Roger. I usually just let them watch when I'm playing.
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 16, 2007, 07:57:37 PM
Nige, the shady figure in the background, following you around everywhere, is me. I'm getting material for Andy Capp strips. Thank you.
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 16, 2007, 08:17:08 PM
Most of the bars on this island are very male dominated, Roger. It's not unusual to find a pub with only men in it. It's hardly surprising therefore that darts isn't a great skill with the fairer sex, unless they have a board in the kitchen that is, which is highly unlikely.
The first year I was here I joined a darts team in Port Bannatyne. There was one team in the league that was women only. They finished bottom of the league, (although I have to say a couple of them were quite tidy).
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 16, 2007, 08:38:01 PM
I love you.
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 16, 2007, 09:07:33 PM
This ought to be interesting....
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 16, 2007, 09:28:24 PM
To be honest, I hate it when bars are mainly blokes. Saturdays are the best nights when there's quite a lot of talent about, (plus older women too). Going to pubs doesn't seem to be a thing that appeals to women here, or maybe they're just not allowed. There's plenty that let their hair down at weekends though, and the frequent hen-nights are something to behold. They're often quite classy affairs and women sometimes book the open-top bus to ferry them round the pubs until they're wrecked (the women, not the buses). You can always tell them cos they drink through penis-shaped straws and sometimes have phallic objects strapped to their heads. You get to snog the bride if you put some cash in the bucket. The bucket's just a fund to allow them to keep drinking.
My current bird isn't indigenous to the country, let alone the island, and before moving here was in Dubai for a few years so she likes to get out and enjoy herself. I'm a godsend to her as I don't mind her coming out with me at night and she had been getting well fed up with staying in at nights. She's a bit of a trophy too as she's 14 years younger, but she adores me, which is something I keep reminding myself. I don't know if she's ever played darts - it hasn't come up in conversation yet.
Title: Re: Getting to know you.
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 16, 2007, 09:37:28 PM
I still love you.