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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Colin on June 04, 2009, 11:01:46 PM

Title: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Post by: Colin on June 04, 2009, 11:01:46 PM

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???

Ever wonder why?

(http://i44.tinypic.com/68cx1v.jpg)

It's because she smells like a new golf bag!

Title: Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Post by: Vulture on June 05, 2009, 06:06:21 AM

That would explain it!  :D :D :D

Title: Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Post by: Malc on June 07, 2009, 03:00:53 PM

She doesn't look like a bag. :P

Title: Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Post by: Vulture on June 07, 2009, 03:36:53 PM

Yes, she does. To quote Terry Wogan, she looks like a bag of spanners!  :P

Title: Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Post by: Malc on June 08, 2009, 10:06:47 PM

Ooooo...
Somebody get a saucer of milk for Vulch...