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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Elizabeth on June 16, 2009, 09:18:55 AM

Title: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Elizabeth on June 16, 2009, 09:18:55 AM
Fancy you sharing a birthday with Patrick! Can't do cakes (even with bluebottles) but have a good day anyway. Cheers.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 16, 2009, 09:30:30 AM
Yes, Happy Birthday, Fyodor/Patrick/Guy who loses to me at golf every week.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Vulture on June 16, 2009, 09:31:16 AM
Have a Happy Birthday, Fyodor!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 16, 2009, 09:43:25 AM
So Patrick is really Fido? I'd been wondering...

You can say you beat three people at golf now, Roger.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 16, 2009, 04:20:15 PM
Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Tom on June 16, 2009, 07:23:53 PM
Yes, Happy Birthday, Fyodor... hope you're having a good one!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 16, 2009, 07:54:16 PM
(http://www.greatorme.org.uk/Menai%20Bridge%20by%20Elwyn.jpg)

(http://kadzait.com/images/hippy203.jpg)

(http://static.open.salon.com/files/rat1229487545.jpg)  (http://www.uscremationequipment.com/images/urns.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: peter on June 16, 2009, 08:30:23 PM
birthday greatings
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 16, 2009, 08:57:21 PM
(http://www.greatorme.org.uk/Menai%20Bridge%20by%20Elwyn.jpg)

(http://kadzait.com/images/hippy203.jpg)

(http://static.open.salon.com/files/rat1229487545.jpg)  (http://www.uscremationequipment.com/images/urns.jpg)


That's brilliant, Tarquin!

I was going to say Bridge Man Mouse Vases myself, but you did it so much better.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Joan on June 16, 2009, 11:43:50 PM
Happy Birthday, Fyodor! Hope you had a good day!

(http://users.tpg.com.au/pdcs01/birthday.gif)   (http://users.tpg.com.au/pdcs01/toastmtni.gif)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Vulture on June 17, 2009, 06:07:26 AM
(http://www.greatorme.org.uk/Menai%20Bridge%20by%20Elwyn.jpg)

(http://kadzait.com/images/hippy203.jpg)

(http://static.open.salon.com/files/rat1229487545.jpg)  (http://www.uscremationequipment.com/images/urns.jpg)


That's brilliant, Tarquin!

I was going to say Bridge Man Mouse Vases myself, but you did it so much better.

That's not: a man, it's a hippy; a mouse, it's a rat; vases, they're more like urns!
It IS a bridge, but I don't know which one!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Joan on June 17, 2009, 07:05:12 AM
I get it!!  Menai hi(a)ppy rat urns - Many Happy Returns. Am I right?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Mince on June 17, 2009, 07:11:40 AM
Before you congratulate him, he nicked the idea from me.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 17, 2009, 07:40:00 AM
You invented puns?

Spot on, Joan. Unlucky, Vult - so close, but no cigar. Peepsie, your version has become my new birthday salutation - it's brilliant!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Mince on June 17, 2009, 07:51:08 AM
Don't make out you don't know what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 17, 2009, 08:01:47 AM
Don't make out you don't know what I'm talking about.

Mincey, I'm a cartoonist. I've been using pictorial puns for over quarter of a century, and photographic ones since the Dawn Of Google. You going to take the credit for inventing the wheel by virtue of being the first kid in your street to own a bike? ..0
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Mince on June 17, 2009, 08:07:28 AM
So how come you never used them on this forum until I did? Then everyone jumped on the bandwagon.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 17, 2009, 08:17:28 AM
Dig deep, Mincey - I think you may find in some of my early posts that I did. But it's okay - I never thought to take credit for inspiring you to do it, since it's certainly not my original idea to use them.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 17, 2009, 09:29:01 AM
Don't make out you don't know what I'm talking about.

Mincey, I'm a cartoonist. I've been using pictorial puns for over quarter of a century, and photographic ones since the Dawn Of Google. You going to take the credit for inventing the wheel by virtue of being the first kid in your street to own a bike? ..0
(http://homepage.mac.com/merussell/iblog/B835531044/C738019243/E20070101170132/Media/FishOnBicycle.gif)

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 17, 2009, 09:35:19 AM
You can borrow this, Tarquin:

(http://www.daylesfordorganic.com/content/ebiz/lightmaker/invt/organiclambmince/lamb_mince.jpg)
(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/06/fork.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S-KMVo2Jdos/RwHXvD5bROI/AAAAAAAAAu0/DLsSrk1J6EA/s400/cough.jpg)

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 17, 2009, 09:41:14 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Fyodor on June 17, 2009, 01:56:27 PM
You all must think it very rude of me not to acknowledge your good wishes.
I hereby acknowledge and indeed thank you for aforesaid GWs.
The reason for my tardiness is that I can't always get on a computer at my library because of an influx of migrant workers emailing home.
Once more, thank you.

Oh, Elizabeth, for the life of me I can't remember your National Insurance Number. Sorry.

Oh, another thing: for the past wee while when I click on "Show unread posts since last visit" I've been getting nothing, despite it being clear from the forum that posts have been made. Ostracism is nothing new to me, but anyone know why?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Vulture on June 17, 2009, 02:23:04 PM


Oh, another thing: for the past wee while when I click on "Show unread posts since last visit" I've been getting nothing, despite it being clear from the forum that posts have been made. Ostracism is nothing new to me, but anyone know why?

Every mishap on this forum has been blamed on Mince: this must be another blott we can lay at his door!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Vulture on June 17, 2009, 02:28:35 PM
You invented puns?

Spot on, Joan. Unlucky, Vult - so close, but no cigar. Peepsie, your version has become my new birthday salutation - it's brilliant!

Not so much 'unlucky' as 'dim'. I'm useless at this kind of thing!!   :(
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Feather on June 17, 2009, 03:24:45 PM

Oh, another thing: for the past wee while when I click on "Show unread posts since last visit" I've been getting nothing, despite it being clear from the forum that posts have been made. Ostracism is nothing new to me, but anyone know why?

It might help if you aren't using the toilet at the same time you are visiting the forum.


Happy Birthday, Fyodor!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Fyodor on June 17, 2009, 05:23:43 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Joan on June 18, 2009, 12:15:16 AM
Vulch, don't discredit yourself  - I wouldn't have got it if it wasn't for you.  It was the "urns" that did it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Fyodor!
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 18, 2009, 05:06:21 AM
I know that I didn't have a clue and not only that I can't remember what we were talking about.