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Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Mince on July 17, 2009, 06:36:35 PM
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Roger, are there days when you just can't be bothered to do any work, or do anything instead of work?
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Like today, for example. The golf's on T.V. and I'd rather be watching that, but I've managed to do SOME work. As I've said before, this job is like most others---there are good days, bad days and days when you want to kick the cat through the window. I have a few of those.
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That cat could probably write a comic strip on itself.
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Two things, Mincey:
Cats have a very poor sense of humour, and even if this weren't so, fur is a bugger to write on.
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Ooh Tarks... meaow.
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Two things, Mincey:
Cats have a very poor sense of humour, and even if this weren't so, fur is a bugger to write on.
Cats have a great sense of humour; why else would they live with humans?
Now this I agree with!
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I was going to say something about cats yesterday but I never got around to it.
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I was going to say something about cats yesterday but I never got around to it.
i was going to say that joke ..but i could'nt be bothered
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I was going to not be bothered as well, but I never got round to it.
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days when you want to kick the cat through the window. I have a few of those.
How many cats do you actually have, Roger?
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I don't have any. The rest of my family bought two cats about ten years ago.
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I don't even know why I'm here. This thread doesn't interest me one bit. I just can't be bothered to leave.
Golf, you say? That must be exciting. Who's winni-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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i can'
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One of the commentators mentioned a quote that I really like....
"The difference between praying on the golf course and praying in church is that, on the golf course, you really mean it".
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One of the commentators mentioned a quote that I really like....
"The difference between praying on the golf course and praying in church is that, on the golf course, you really mean it".
i think oscar wilde said "golf is a good walk spoilt"
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i think oscar wilde said "golf is a good walk spoilt"
Mark Twain actually, and that was in the days before electronic golf carts.
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I noticed early on that golf rhymed with Adolf and that was enough for me.
(Tennis rhymes with Dennis.)
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Mince - wince.
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Tarquin - you are pretty safe from the rhyming attacks - you must have had a happy childhood.
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Tarquin - Barking
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Tarquin - Barking
You didn't attend the Literal School of Rhyme, did you Mincey?
Au contraire, Diane - with a name like mine, the playground poets could take off their limited thinking caps and still have a field day.
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Tarquin - Barking
You didn't attend the Literal School of Rhyme, did you Mincey?
I prefer accuracy over rhyme.
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Tarquin - Barking
You didn't attend the Literal School of Rhyme, did you Mincey?
I prefer accuracy over rhyme.
:D :D :D
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Yeah - me too....
And Admin called Mince would give succour
To all who, in need, called the fellow.
Never shallow or wicked,
He's an absolute darling,
You can reach him at Kut-price Bordello.
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please excuse me, i am still trying to figure out your tangents...where are we going with this ???
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Keep up, Robbie! You um... know...
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please excuse me, i am still trying to figure out your tangents...where are we going with this ???
Where do you think they're going?
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please excuse me, i am still trying to figure out your tangents...where are we going with this ???
Where do you think they're going?
ooh er... philosophy
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please excuse me, i am still trying to figure out your tangents...where are we going with this ???
Where do you think they're going?
ooh er... philosophy
Yeah, right!
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Wasn't that Mark Twain?
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I don't know, he had his back to me.
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Wasn't that Mark Twain?
I fear you may have missed a page or two, Zesty - see the top of the last one.