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Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Mince on July 17, 2009, 06:36:35 PM

Title: Procrastination
Post by: Mince on July 17, 2009, 06:36:35 PM
Roger, are there days when you just can't be bothered to do any work, or do anything instead of work?
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 17, 2009, 06:58:27 PM
Like today, for example. The golf's on T.V. and I'd rather be watching that, but I've managed to do SOME work. As I've said before, this job is like most others---there are good days, bad days and days when you want to kick the cat through the window. I have a few of those.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Mince on July 17, 2009, 07:12:32 PM
That cat could probably write a comic strip on itself.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 17, 2009, 11:53:36 PM
Two things, Mincey:

Cats have a very poor sense of humour, and even if this weren't so, fur is a bugger to write on.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Tom on July 18, 2009, 03:53:10 AM
Ooh Tarks... meaow.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Vulture on July 18, 2009, 12:50:41 PM
Two things, Mincey:

Cats have a very poor sense of humour, and even if this weren't so, fur is a bugger to write on.

Cats have a great sense of humour; why else would they live with humans?

Now this I agree with!
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 18, 2009, 03:54:57 PM
I was going to say something about cats yesterday but I never got around to it.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: robbie62 on July 18, 2009, 06:45:13 PM
I was going to say something about cats yesterday but I never got around to it.
i was going to say that joke ..but i could'nt be bothered
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Mince on July 18, 2009, 07:36:07 PM
I was going to not be bothered as well, but I never got round to it.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 19, 2009, 06:52:08 AM

days when you want to kick the cat through the window. I have a few of those.


How many cats do you actually have, Roger?


From Cat Cartoons
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 19, 2009, 09:59:46 AM
I don't have any. The rest of my family bought two cats about ten years ago.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Malc on July 19, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
I don't even know why I'm here. This thread doesn't interest me one bit. I just can't be bothered to leave.













Golf, you say? That must be exciting. Who's winni-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: robbie62 on July 20, 2009, 07:41:15 PM
i can'
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 20, 2009, 09:31:46 PM
One of the commentators mentioned a quote that I really like....
"The difference between praying on the golf course and praying in church is that, on the golf course, you really mean it".
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: robbie62 on July 21, 2009, 08:09:33 PM
One of the commentators mentioned a quote that I really like....
"The difference between praying on the golf course and praying in church is that, on the golf course, you really mean it".
i think oscar wilde said "golf is a good walk spoilt"
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 21, 2009, 08:24:26 PM
i think oscar wilde said "golf is a good walk spoilt"

Mark Twain actually, and that was in the days before electronic golf carts.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Mince on July 21, 2009, 10:23:07 PM
I noticed early on that golf rhymed with Adolf and that was enough for me.

(Tennis rhymes with Dennis.)
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 22, 2009, 12:17:01 AM
Mince - wince.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 22, 2009, 03:00:13 AM
Tarquin - you are pretty safe from the rhyming attacks - you must have had a happy childhood.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Mince on July 22, 2009, 11:14:15 AM
Tarquin - Barking
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 22, 2009, 12:29:41 PM
Tarquin - Barking

You didn't attend the Literal School of Rhyme, did you Mincey?

Au contraire, Diane - with a name like mine, the playground poets could take off their limited thinking caps and still have a field day.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Mince on July 22, 2009, 01:07:28 PM
Tarquin - Barking

You didn't attend the Literal School of Rhyme, did you Mincey?

I prefer accuracy over rhyme.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Vulture on July 22, 2009, 01:13:08 PM
Tarquin - Barking

You didn't attend the Literal School of Rhyme, did you Mincey?

I prefer accuracy over rhyme.

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 22, 2009, 01:55:47 PM
Yeah - me too....


And Admin called Mince would give succour
To all who, in need, called the fellow.
Never shallow or wicked,
He's an absolute darling,
You can reach him at Kut-price Bordello.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: robbie62 on July 22, 2009, 08:46:29 PM
please excuse me, i am still trying to figure out your tangents...where are we going with this   ???
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Tom on July 22, 2009, 09:16:22 PM
Keep up, Robbie! You um... know...
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Vulture on July 22, 2009, 09:54:37 PM
please excuse me, i am still trying to figure out your tangents...where are we going with this   ???


Where do you think they're going?
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: robbie62 on July 22, 2009, 10:24:21 PM
please excuse me, i am still trying to figure out your tangents...where are we going with this   ???


Where do you think they're going?
ooh er... philosophy
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Vulture on July 23, 2009, 06:47:14 AM
please excuse me, i am still trying to figure out your tangents...where are we going with this   ???


Where do you think they're going?
ooh er... philosophy

Yeah, right!
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Zesty White on October 06, 2009, 09:29:04 PM
Wasn't that Mark Twain?
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Malc on October 07, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
I don't know, he had his back to me.
Title: Re: Procrastination
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 07, 2009, 02:32:21 PM
Wasn't that Mark Twain?

I fear you may have missed a page or two, Zesty - see the top of the last one.