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Title: Last Wishes.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 24, 2009, 09:23:40 PM
Okay, as Peeps has pointed out, things have been a bit quiet here recently so it's probably time for one of those utterly ridiculous questionnaires.
You're on Death Row and you've been granted some final wishes. What would be...
...your last meal?
...the last DVD you watched?
...your last drink?
...the last book you read?
...the last song you'd listen to?
...and...um...the last person you would...er..you know, snuggle with? ( I know that we'd all absolutely choose our spouses but this IS fantasy, after all).
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Mince on August 24, 2009, 09:32:26 PM
your last meal? - baked beans on toast with egg
...the last DVD you watched?  - Shawshank Redemption
...your last drink? - pint of beer
...the last book you read? - War and Peace (and I'd take my time)
...the last song you'd listen to? - Awaken by Yes
...and...um...the last person you would...er..you know, snuggle with? - whomever is currently the hottest
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Vulture on August 24, 2009, 10:02:43 PM
your last meal? - real vanilla icecream with a flake
...the last DVD you watched?  - The Green Mile (I love a good cry!)
...your last drink? - Jack Daniels
...the last book you read? - A Town Like Alice
...the last song you'd listen to? - In Dreams - Roy Orbison
...and...um...the last person you would...er..you know, snuggle with? - Brad Pitt
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 24, 2009, 10:08:57 PM
Heck death row sounds more fun than my life.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 24, 2009, 10:14:38 PM

...the last DVD you watched?  - I'd pick whatever's going to be the fave movie of 2050. That should do it.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 24, 2009, 10:25:07 PM
Nige, if you really want to hang around till 2050, you've obviously never watched any of those prison movies.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 24, 2009, 10:31:27 PM
How would I have any idea of what kind of movies prisons show to their "guests"?


You'll have to tell me next time I see you, Roger.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 26, 2009, 07:52:43 PM
I forgot to answer this myself.
Last meal....sausage, bacon and eggs. (The hell with cholesterol now).
Last DVD...The Graduate.
Last drink...large Drambuie or, if it was warm, an ice cold Bud.
Last book...you've guessed it...Lonesome Dove.
Last song...probably A Whiter Shade Of Pale.
Last..er.. snuggle....Jennifer Aniston or, if she had a headache, Sarah Chalke.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 26, 2009, 08:23:11 PM
...your last meal?  Chicken Tikka Biryani, with pepperoni pizza for dessert..
...the last DVD you watched?  It's A Wonderful Life.
...your last drink?  Double absinthe
...the last book you read?  To Kill A Mockingbird.
...the last song you'd listen to?  Ring Of Bright Water by Val Doonican
...and...um...the last person you would...er..you know, snuggle with?   Dawn French
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 26, 2009, 09:07:48 PM
...your last meal? ? Montreal steak & mushrooms, baked potato, green beans, lemon meringue pie.
...the last DVD you watched?  - A new comedy to cheer myself up - not Adam Sandler though - watching him would want to make me die sooner.
...your last drink? ? Go on then, give me half a pint of shandy
...the last book you read? ? Locksmithing for Dummies
...the last song you'd listen to? ? Cold Water ? Damien Rice
...and...um...the last person you would...er..you know, snuggle with? ? The Governor...hang on... we don?t have the death penalty in Canada! (can I still have the pie?)


Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 26, 2009, 09:21:30 PM
What's Montreal steak?
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 26, 2009, 10:13:15 PM
It is a seasoning mix - wonderful stuff - you just sprinkle it on the meat as you grill.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 26, 2009, 10:19:54 PM

...your last drink? ? Go on then, give me half a pint of shandy


Of course - you wouldn't want a hangover the next day, would you?  ..0
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Joan on August 29, 2009, 01:21:23 PM
Last meal....turkey, crispy bacon, chipolatas, brussel sprouts, cranberry sauce, Christmas pudding, brandy butter, Lindt Kirsch and Brandy Batons - hang the calories!
Last DVD...Dr Zhivago.
Last drink...chilled expensive French champagne - the whole bottle, may as well be excessive.
Last book...something by Marian Keyes - she always manages to make me laugh at life, like you lot do.
Last song...Surrender - Elvis.
Last..er.. snuggle....George Clooney or, if he had a headache, Ewan McGregor and I certainly wouldn't say no to Daniel Craig.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: robbie62 on August 29, 2009, 01:38:06 PM
i would like to point out that all those who picked large tombs to read as your last book ,as you have had your last meal and your last drink and these mighty books will take a few days to read ,you  will proberbly die of thirst before they put you against the wall
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 29, 2009, 01:42:11 PM
Great idea - I'll read a gravestone.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Joan on August 29, 2009, 01:47:31 PM
You could be right, Robbie. We'll do the list the other way around, then I might have enough energy to snuggle with all three of my choices, instead of being too full and sozzled to move. Forget the book - not important!  ;D
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 29, 2009, 01:54:35 PM
...your last meal? Christmas dinner, 2050.
...the last DVD you watched? Highlights of the Year, 2050.
...your last drink? Bottle of vintage wine, 2049.
...the last book you read? 2051 Diary.
...the last song you'd listen to? The Xmas hit of 2050.
...and...um...the last person you would...er..you know, snuggle with? The nearest admirer to hand.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 29, 2009, 03:38:37 PM
See, you all missed my cunning plan. I would ply the Governor with beans on toast ? then when he tooted he would have to say ?Pardon? and that would be it ? I?d be free!
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 29, 2009, 05:15:16 PM
See, you all missed my cunning plan. I would ply the Governor with beans on toast ? then when he tooted he would have to say ?Pardon? and that would be it ? I?d be free!

He'd probably fart before he "tooted", Diane.
Title: Re: Last Wishes.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 29, 2009, 07:05:49 PM
...your last meal? Christmas dinner, 2050.
...the last DVD you watched? Highlights of the Year, 2050.
...your last drink? Bottle of vintage wine, 2049.
...the last book you read? 2051 Diary.
...the last song you'd listen to? The Xmas hit of 2050.
...and...um...the last person you would...er..you know, snuggle with? The nearest admirer to hand.

By 2050, you can ignore the 'snuggle', Peeeepsie. Even if you still have the energy, you'll have forgotten how to.