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Title: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Mince on September 03, 2009, 12:36:26 PM: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health-news/2009/09/03/glasgow-tops-sales-for-larger-condoms-86908-21644193)
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 03, 2009, 12:52:27 PM: Speaking as a native Glaswegian, I always appreciate a bit of serious journalism.

Speaking as the Daily Record's former editorial cartoonist, I so wish I was still doing that job today after reading that.
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 03, 2009, 01:00:39 PM: Tarks, this has absolutely nothing to do with anything but yesterday I had a chat with......HENRY HALL!
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 03, 2009, 01:20:43 PM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on September 03, 2009, 01:00:39 PM
Tarks, this has absolutely nothing to do with anything...

You say that, Roger, but there was no bigger man than Henry Hall when I were a lad. All five foot three of him! I'm impressed. Did you get an autograph? How did the conversation go? Word for word, please...
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 03, 2009, 06:20:21 PM: It's no big deal, Tarks. Monifieth seems to be a retirement village for ex-footballers and Henry's a member of the golf club where I play. As is Doug Houston. And Paul Hegarty. And Dave Bowman. I usually bump into Gary Bollan in the bookies after the golf and then get a taxi home with Jim McInally at the wheel. I reckon there's a fair 5-a-side team in that lot with me up front and a couple of subs.
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Mince on September 03, 2009, 10:10:49 PM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on September 03, 2009, 06:20:21 PM
It's no big deal, Tarks. Monifieth seems to be a retirement village for ex-footballers and Henry's a member of the golf club where I play. As is Doug Houston. And Paul Hegarty. And Dave Bowman. I usually bump into Gary Bollan in the bookies after the golf and then get a taxi home with Jim McInally at the wheel. I reckon there's a fair 5-a-side team in that lot with me up front and a couple of subs.

Who are all these people?
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 03, 2009, 10:22:41 PM: Eminent mathematicians, Mince.
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: indi on September 04, 2009, 12:47:11 PM: I have to admit to being surprised, I was convinced it would be deep fried larger condoms.. ;D
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 04, 2009, 09:47:18 PM: Useful study. It?s good to know the cities where the most delusional men are located.
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 04, 2009, 09:57:42 PM: Hoy! - I live near Glasgow. >:(
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Zesty White on September 06, 2009, 12:44:47 PM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on September 03, 2009, 06:20:21 PM
It's no big deal, Tarks. Monifieth seems to be a retirement village for ex-footballers and Henry's a member of the golf club where I play. As is Doug Houston. And Paul Hegarty. And Dave Bowman. I usually bump into Gary Bollan in the bookies after the golf and then get a taxi home with Jim McInally at the wheel. I reckon there's a fair 5-a-side team in that lot with me up front and a couple of subs.

Is Dave Bowman still serving that ban for getting about 128 red cards in a single match while playing for Forfar? At least I think it was Forfar, and it may have been only 4 or 5 red cards?
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Malc on September 06, 2009, 03:46:34 PM: I thought it was "lager condoms". I can see the market for that in Glasgow.

Two birds with one stone and all that...
Title: Re: Glasgow tops sales for larger condoms
Post by: Joan on September 07, 2009, 12:08:40 AM: ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D