Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on December 16, 2009, 09:49:15 PM
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If you had to hit someone in the face with an amphibian, which would you choose?
A) Frog.
B) Toad.
C) Salamander.
D) Elk.
I must say I'd be disappointed if anyone answered "D".
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I choose E) A newt
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Well, that's just stupid.
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What are pilchards averse to?
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I would need to know if the amphibian will be hurled across the room towards the face, or if it will be held in the hand of the slapper whist slapping the slapee in a back and forth motion, before I could even consider coming to a decision on this question.
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If it was after 12 noon, would be a pmphibian?
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Yes, I have had a couple, but I suspect so did Roger when he started this thread.
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If it was after 12 noon, would be a pmphibian?
;D ;D ;D ;D [but then, it is 03.42, and I've woken up far too early!]