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Title: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 28, 2010, 08:42:51 PM
 ;D ;D ;D Yes!!! It's that time of the year again!!! (Well, it will be on Saturday night...) ;D ;D ;D
I'm besides myself with excitement!!!

It's the international songfest that has more Marmite factor than ...er, Marmite! The contest that costs an absolute fortune to put on! The contest that springboards many people to celebrity status in three minutes!

With a bizarre mix of folk, rock, folk-rock, ballads, raps, screams, whispers, haunting melodies, boom-bang-a-bang, disco-pop, anthems, and virtually every other type of 'sound' you can think of - and not necessarily in the same song - there is something there that should appeal to everyone. Add in some subtle political and neighbourly voting (see if you can spot it) and two or three (dare I say it) wooden word-perfect presenters, with rehearsed jokes that kind of miss their timing every year, this is Eurovision. Still going strong after fifty-five years - that says something.

I'm rootin' for Le Royaume Uni, Iceland and Ireland (as I do every year) and Belgium, Albania, France, Cyprus and Azerbaijan make up my top eight favourite songs this year. I've watched the two semi-finals this week and loved them. I'm a bit saddened that not all of the good songs made it through to the final, but only ten from seventeen could get through each night, and I've recorded the semi-finals anyway so I can see them again any time I want to.

Anyway, what are you doing on Saturday night? Do you like Eurovision? Which country's flag will you be flying during the contest?

Not long now... not long now...  ;D ;D ;D
(http://wellheregoes.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/esc-finalists.jpg?w=256&h=243)
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 28, 2010, 09:38:05 PM
Oh, Tom.
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Diane CBPFC on May 28, 2010, 09:42:55 PM
That song along with the skirt stripping from Bucks Fizz still haunts me.
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 28, 2010, 09:45:23 PM
Oh, Tom.
Roger, don't tell me... you're shocked as you've only just realised it's on on Saturday, and you've made other plans. That happened to me once.
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 28, 2010, 09:53:01 PM
That song along with the skirt stripping from Bucks Fizz still haunts me.
Here they are fully clothed...
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w267/aquatom_2007/bucksfizz.jpg)
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Vulture on May 28, 2010, 09:53:53 PM
;D ;D ;D Yes!!! It's that time of the year again!!! (Well, it will be on Saturday night...) ;D ;D ;D
I'm besides myself with excitement!!!

It's the international songfest that has more Marmite factor than ...er, Marmite! The contest that costs an absolute fortune to put on! The contest that springboards many people to celebrity status in (surely this should be for) three minutes!

With a bizarre mix of folk, rock, folk-rock, ballads, raps, screams, whispers, haunting melodies, boom-bang-a-bang, disco-pop, anthems, and virtually every other type of 'sound' you can think of - and not necessarily in the same song - there is something there that should appeal to everyone. Add in some subtle political and neighbourly voting (see if you can spot it) and two or three (dare I say it) wooden word-perfect presenters, with rehearsed jokes that kind of miss their timing every year, this is Eurovision. Still going strong after fifty-five years - that says something.

I'm rootin' for Le Royaume Uni, Iceland and Ireland (as I do every year) and Belgium, Albania, France, Cyprus and Azerbaijan make up my top eight favourite songs this year. I've watched the two semi-finals this week and loved them. I'm a bit saddened that not all of the good songs made it through to the final, but only ten from seventeen could get through each night, and I've recorded the semi-finals anyway so I can see them again any time I want to.

Anyway, what are you doing on Saturday night? Do you like Eurovision? (Nope! It's not the same without Terry's pithy comments!)  Which country's flag will you be flying during the contest?

Not long now... not long now...  ;D ;D ;D
(http://wellheregoes.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/esc-finalists.jpg?w=256&h=243)
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 28, 2010, 09:59:30 PM
Yes, Vulch, you're right. For three minutes is fair comment for some of them. Others are good though.

And I agree about Terry - it isn't the same without him.
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 28, 2010, 10:17:49 PM
Well, I'm a little embarrassed and mystified, having just checked the official Eurovision site. After flagging up the elimination of Sweden in the semi last night, I now see that they are indeed in tomorrow's final, and I've no idea how that happened, especially as the live transmission last night closed with the UK commentator reeling, as I was, after the shock, and proclaiming it to the world (or at least the UK).

But I'm pleased. The fragrant Anna Bergendahl will do well, and is my tip for the gold medal, with Romania's Ovidiu Cern?u?eanu and Paula Selling in with a good shout. But the dark horse for me is Cyprus's makeshift entry, performed by a band that Cyprus found on the Internet (money was tight for so many this year), led by that well-known 22 year-old Cypriot musician, Jon Lilygreen... from Newport in Gwent.

Can't wait!
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 28, 2010, 10:32:47 PM
Tarks, I don't think Sweden are there, I'm sorry to say... That is unless someone's pulled out and they've stepped in. I haven't seen anything about that though (although I could be wrong)

Here's the final list from www.eurovision.tv (http://www.eurovision.tv):

1   Azerbaijan   Safura   Drip Drop
2   Spain   Daniel Diges   Algo Pequeñito (Something Tiny)
3   Norway   Didrik Solli-Tangen   My Heart Is Yours   
4   Moldova   Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira   Run Away   
5   Cyprus   Jon Lilygreen & The Islanders   Life Looks Better In Spring   
6   Bosnia & Herzegovina   Vukašin Braji?   Thunder And Lightning   
7   Belgium   Tom Dice   Me And My Guitar
8   Serbia   Milan Stankovi?   Ovo Je Balkan
9   Belarus   3+2   Butterflies      
10   Ireland   Niamh Kavanagh   It's For You   
11   Greece   Giorgos Alkaios & Friends   OPA   
12   United Kingdom   Josh   That Sounds Good To Me   
13   Georgia   Sofia Nizharadze   Shine   
14   Turkey   maNga   We Could Be The Same   
15   Albania   Juliana Pasha   It's All About You      
16   Iceland   Hera Björk   Je Ne Sais Quoi   
17   Ukraine   Alyosha   Sweet People   
18   France   Jessy Matador   Allez Olla Olé      
19   Romania   Paula Seling & Ovi   Playing With Fire
20   Russia   Peter Nalitch & Friends   Lost And Forgotten   
21   Armenia   Eva Rivas   Apricot Stone   
22   Germany   Lena   Satellite   
23   Portugal   Filipa Azevedo   Há Dias Assim   
24   Israel   Harel Skaat   Milim   
25   Denmark   Chanée & N'evergreen   In A Moment Like This   
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 28, 2010, 11:16:30 PM
Thanks, Tom. You're quite right. My fault - the slightly confusing official website (it still has results from last year) listed the full 39 countries when I clicked on the the finalists link, and the final 25 were listed further down the page.

I'm back to being disappointed again - she was a lovely lass with a haunting voice, and I thought she was in with a good shout. Oh, well, that means it's Romania and Cyprus for me now. Pete Waterman's UK entry has absolutely no chance, not even with a new coalition government.

Still can't wait!
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Joan on May 29, 2010, 01:48:38 AM
Good lord!  They're actually showing the semi-final here tonight and the final tomorrow night.  They used to run it about 3 weeks after it was aired in the UK.  Feel free to talk about who wins.  If I watch, it will be purely for the entertainment value as outlined by Tom above.  :)
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 29, 2010, 09:43:26 AM
While Tom and Tarks are curling upon a girly couch with a glass of white wine and a box of chocolates, I will be surfing the channels, looking for some more manly programming.
I think "Sleepless in Seattle" is on.
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 29, 2010, 10:06:01 AM
I think "Sleepless in Seattle" is on.


Oh, b*gger! Thanks, mate - what do I do now? The VCR packed in years ago. >:
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 29, 2010, 12:24:44 PM
And I've forgotten the chocolates! Thanks from me too, Roger - I've still plenty of time to get them!
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 29, 2010, 09:53:57 PM
Wow.

Now on to the scoring...
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 29, 2010, 10:17:06 PM
Well, I'm sticking with Romania to win, but have Cyprus, Greece & Armenia only one point behind. UK wasn't quite the worst, that was Israel. Oh, and Norway (they obviously don't want host it again next year).

The tension mounts...
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 29, 2010, 11:33:41 PM
I can not believe that the entire rest of Europe thought the United Kingdom was as bad as the scores indicate. Well, I liked it, Josh, it's not much, but I've only got a quiet voice.

Well done Germany, though! I honestly didn't see that coming. I must admit that I was tapping along to it!

And what about the interval act. "Share the moment"... I was hooked. Security made an arse of themselves, but on the whole I loved the concept of everyone joining in. In fact, I think it is my second favourite act of all time, Riverdance being first.
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 30, 2010, 12:02:53 AM
Sorry, droning on now, but I knew Belgium would do well. I love the 'simple' things. I do feel for Iceland and Ireland though, as I liked both of their songs. It was nice to see Yohanna from last year again - I loved her song last year.

But what happened with Spain? I didn't notice anything unusual the first time (apart from the awful song - I don't like circuses) but it was a bit unfair (on me, especially) for them to have to sing it again.

Blimey. The ones who had to fight for their place in the final and won just sung again. The ones who "automatically" qualified, leave with a memory: Norway - last year's winner didn't do anything special; France - entered with their World Cup anthem (is that cheating? - loved the song, by the way); Spain - had to perform again due to a stage disturbance, as if it was their fault (:-\); United Kingdom - well, one end or the other is more noticeable than being in the middle; Germany - only bloomin' well won... with a song that had reached number one in umpteen countries before the Eurovision. Even the girl herself couldn't believe she had won.

There is no doubt that the Eurovision Song Contest is unique. There's only one thing in my opinion that could top it... the Worldvision Song Contest. Imagine how long a show that would be...
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 30, 2010, 12:19:26 AM
Just watched Spain's song again, and it's a bit odd that I didn't notice it earlier. Even Graham commented on "it being a bit early for a pitch invasion" but I thought it was all part of the act.

Apparently the twerp has been arrested.  :)
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 30, 2010, 01:28:29 AM
Yes, I didn't realise what happened wasn't part of the act either, Tom, but I think that Spain were "allowed" to perform again, rather than being made to, so that they weren't judged on the performance the nutter hijacked.

Sorry, but the UK entry was absolutely dire in my opinion, Tom - why on Earth anyone considered Pete Waterman still has his finger on the musical pulse is a complete mystery. The lad did his best, but that wasn't a song, it was a jingle. I'm impressed it made double figures... just!

Disappointed that Cyprus didn't fare better, but I suspect that low budget, zero frills presentation may have played its part in a contest that has become as lauded for its OTT gimmickry, costumes and dancing, as for the songs themselves. But I liked and admired Cyprus all the more for bucking against that. Good number too!

I didn't rate the German lass's performance that highly, although I's seen a clip of her singing the other night, and she sounded good in that. In retrospect, however, the fact the song has already taken most of Europe's charts by storm gave it a distinct advantage, and maybe it was no great surprise that it won.

My theory about Norway's effort is that they deliberately didn't put any (effort) in. Apparently, this year's event cost them so much, that they have had to drop the World Cup from their TV coverage as a result. They obviously were desperate not to win again, lest it bankrupted the country. The chap who sang their song didn't seem to give a toss whether he put in a good performance or not, and he was pretty flat throughout.

I still think the best song and singer went out in the semi though. Sweden would have run Germany very close I reckon. Great to see the old scoring system hasn't been affected too drastically by the introduction of part public voting the other year - we still had Greece and Cyprus swapping 12 points between them, and Israel still seems to think Hitler is running Germany. Malta gave the UK no points though - can't help thinking that was a big mistake on their part...

Roll on next year!
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Diane CBPFC on May 30, 2010, 03:24:55 AM
Better luck next year lads!
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 30, 2010, 12:30:56 PM
Thanks, Diane. At least we came last this year with points as opposed to that Jemini debacle a few years ago. I still cringe when I see clips of that song to this day!

Speaking of clips, here are some of my favourite Eurovision entries from over the years. Apologies for the extraneous dialogue that is in some of the clips...

Denmark; Aud Wilken:
http://www.youtube.com/v/ImT-RQLO15c&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/ImT-RQLO15c&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0)

France; Amina: (This clip isn't from the Eurovision - I think it's from one of the selection shows)
http://www.youtube.com/v/7pR9m4IVPUY&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/7pR9m4IVPUY&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0)

Malta; Claudette Pace:
http://www.youtube.com/v/3BZzVxBlCx8&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/3BZzVxBlCx8&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0)

Iceland; Yohanna:
http://www.youtube.com/v/agOf69AoxcE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/agOf69AoxcE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0)

The United Kingdom; Kimberley Rue:
http://www.youtube.com/v/X8oTtSTRdSw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/X8oTtSTRdSw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0)

The United Kingdom; Frances Ruffelle:
http://www.youtube.com/v/pVkF6dD9QKE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/pVkF6dD9QKE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0)

Denmark; The Olsen Brothers:
http://www.youtube.com/v/G43tg5AZEiY&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/G43tg5AZEiY&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0)

The United Kingdom; Nikki French:
http://www.youtube.com/v/UOjXSo5wMrs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/UOjXSo5wMrs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0)

Portugal; Flor-de-Lis:
http://www.youtube.com/v/I97I4H6SCIk&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 (http://www.youtube.com/v/I97I4H6SCIk&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0)

I think I'll stop here... I could go on and on and on!
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 30, 2010, 01:43:45 PM
Just one from me, Tom. 1974 - the year Dave Lee Travis and Zoe Ball represented the Netherlands...



I See A Star (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzCJACJfwr8&feature=related#)
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Tom on May 30, 2010, 01:49:09 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Was that Joan Collins in the audience at the end?
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Jack on May 31, 2010, 04:00:46 PM
This year, of the acts I saw, I thought Romania were the best. At least, I think it was Romania. The man and the woman with the keyboards on a perspex shelf shaped like a double-sided piano.

I also thought that Denmark's "Sting/The Police" tribute act would have fared better.

The UK finished last, again, and the only reason we aren't ever "relegated" to those needing to qualify is because we (along with the French and Germans) pay for the damn thing. Why, in the current economical climate, we feel we can afford to fund a show specifically designed so that the rest of Europe can express just how much they dislike us, I have no idea.

That said, the song we entered was utter crap. Perhaps if we entered something decent, we'd only finish quite near to last.
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Diane CBPFC on May 31, 2010, 04:46:34 PM
I just read that Celine Dion won in 1988 - representing France even though she is a Canadian. Now she is expecting twins, I wonder what their nationality will be?
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Jack on May 31, 2010, 05:05:32 PM
Actually Diane, although I had always assumed she'd represented France despite being Canadian, I learned this Saturday that she'd actually represented SWITZERLAND.

Representing France as a French-Canadian, I could just about wrap my head around. I'm sure she had French grandparents, or great-grandparents, or something. Not sure where the Swiss connection comes from.
Title: Re: You Row Viz Shone
Post by: Diane CBPFC on May 31, 2010, 05:24:09 PM
So her kids will be Swiss then. Maybe they will be able to yodel?