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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on September 07, 2010, 10:24:59 PM

Title: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 07, 2010, 10:24:59 PM
That is the question...
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 07, 2010, 10:27:04 PM
Shuttlecocks or Horse Trials? That is another question...
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 07, 2010, 11:46:28 PM
My horse already pled guilty.
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Fyodor on September 08, 2010, 10:12:44 AM
Tesco or Safeway

One of my friends insists on referring to Tesco as Safeways. "Safeways tonight, is it?" he'll say, only to aware that there is only Tesco in my wee toon.
I used to correct him, but eventually I capitulated and now I respond, "Safeway it is, indeed."
You'll have noticed that my concession goes only as far a singular Safeway. You'll never find me descending to plural depths.
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Bilthehut on September 08, 2010, 05:59:04 PM
Quite right too. One must have standards.
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 08, 2010, 06:18:35 PM
You could have used a plural "o" in "only to aware".


Oh, Lord----I've turned into Mince.
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Vulture on September 08, 2010, 06:20:00 PM
You could have used a plural "o" on "only to aware".


Oh, Lord----I've turned into Mince.

You can stop that right NOW! One Mince is more than enough!
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 08, 2010, 07:46:30 PM
By some fluke of the English language - there is no plural of mince.
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Vulture on September 08, 2010, 08:02:11 PM
By some fluke of the English language - there is no plural of mince.

It's not a fluke, Diane. There's no plural of salmon, sheep, deer, scissors, moose, haddock, etc.
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 09, 2010, 12:15:00 AM
We had this discussion about fish names being singular and plural at the same time some years ago after I brought it up. I remember that Roger was driven to write a Beau Peep strip about it, in which a fish was called Nigel. (I've got one of the originals somewhere.) :-)
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Fyodor on September 11, 2010, 09:55:45 AM
250g of mince does me.
Apooloogies foor the ooffending typoo Rooger.
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Mince on September 11, 2010, 09:58:48 AM
You could have used a plural "o" in "only to aware".

So you've not heard of the verb "to aware", as in "to become aware of"?
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 11, 2010, 12:46:11 PM
I've heard of the verb "mincing" as in "mincing about".
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Bilthehut on September 11, 2010, 11:40:55 PM
Is that in order to make hamburgers or mince pies?
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Malc on September 11, 2010, 11:50:21 PM
I think Mince chose his name as a covert assertion of his individuality.
"Mince pies" is of course Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".


...and there's no eye in team.



 :o
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Bilthehut on September 11, 2010, 11:59:15 PM
I think Mince chose his name as a covert assertion of his individuality.
"Mince pies" is of course Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".


...and there's no eye in team.



 :o

There is "me" though!
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 12, 2010, 09:48:41 AM
He took the name "Mince" from the old Cherokee, (more properly spelled Tsalagi), language. This is an Iroquoian language with an innovative written syllabary invented by a Cherokee scholar.

Around 22,000 people speak Tsalagi today, primarily in Oklahoma and North Carolina. Though it is one of the healthier Indian languages of North America and the one in which the most literature is published.

Tsalagi is still in imperiled condition because of government policies as late as the fifties which enforced the removal of Cherokee children from Tsalagi-speaking homes, reducing the number of young Cherokees being raised bilingually from 75% to less than 5% today.

It means "Twat".
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Vulture on September 12, 2010, 10:06:28 AM
He took the name "Mince" from the old Cherokee, (more properly spelled Tsalagi), language. This is an Iroquoian language with an innovative written syllabary invented by a Cherokee scholar.

Around 22,000 people speak Tsalagi today, primarily in Oklahoma and North Carolina. Though it is one of the healthier Indian languages of North America and the one in which the most literature is published.

Tsalagi is still in imperiled condition because of government policies as late as the fifties which enforced the removal of Cherokee children from Tsalagi-speaking homes, reducing the number of young Cherokees being raised bilingually from 75% to less than 5% today.

It means "Twat".  Of course it does!
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 12, 2010, 10:21:46 AM
"Twat" for short, I should have said. The full translation is "Twat who swims with the pilchards".
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Bilthehut on September 12, 2010, 01:21:32 PM
Even I realized that!
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 12, 2010, 01:24:04 PM
With a "z"!
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Bilthehut on September 12, 2010, 01:37:34 PM
 That's Apple for you.  I now realise that my default spelling dictionary on the iPad defaults to US rather than UK, and automatically tries to correct my spelling.  Unless I see the pop-up word as I type, it puts what it thinks is the correct word in place of wot I writ.  My fault.  I need to reed the wrds before I press send. 
Title: Re: Toastmasters or Badminton?
Post by: Bilthehut on September 12, 2010, 01:44:07 PM
I stand (or even sit) corrected.  The keyboard dictionary is set for UK, but obviously Apple have assumed we in the UK need further educating to spell like wot they do.