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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on September 16, 2010, 07:29:24 AM

Title: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 16, 2010, 07:29:24 AM
...is anyone else thinking Beau Peep Christmas Panto?

Time to sign up for your parts...
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2010, 07:41:20 AM
I'll sign up to be the audience!
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 16, 2010, 09:11:14 AM
...is anyone else thinking Beau Peep Christmas Panto?

Time to sign up for your parts...
Don't YOU start, Diane! I was in the clubhouse after my golf yesterday and on each table was a menu for Christmas dinner. AAARGH!
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Mince on September 16, 2010, 11:09:13 AM
I've already started buying presents for Christmas 2011.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2010, 11:25:34 AM
Don't believe him - blokes NEVER buy presents unless it's at the last minute!
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 16, 2010, 12:47:44 PM
Don't believe him - blokes NEVER buy presents unless it's at the last minute!

Blokes don't, but Mince, and other girls do.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Feather on September 16, 2010, 01:21:39 PM
I've already started buying presents for Christmas 2011.

Save yourself some money, Mince. Don't you have a box of leftover presents somewhere? You could use those.   ;)
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Bilthehut on September 16, 2010, 01:32:53 PM
Don't believe him - blokes NEVER buy presents unless it's at the last minute!
A sweeping, sexist statement if ever I heard one - probably true, too.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 16, 2010, 02:49:40 PM
Don't believe him - blokes NEVER buy presents unless it's at the last minute!
Many, many years ago, I used to get the train from Dundee to the Highlands on Christmas Eve to spend the holiday at my mother's house. I did all my Christmas shopping on the walk between my flat and the station. Those were the days.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2010, 03:19:18 PM
Don't believe him - blokes NEVER buy presents unless it's at the last minute!
A sweeping, sexist statement if ever I heard one - probably true, too.

Nope. I've never known a bloke that does the sweeping, either!
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Diamond Lil on September 16, 2010, 06:43:12 PM

Time to sign up for your parts...

Sorry about that, Diane...everyone went clean off your topic.  Please may I be the fairy this year?  It's too hot for old people like me to be the back end of the horse.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Tom on September 16, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w267/aquatom_2007/christmasinseptember.png)
Diane, put me down as - hang on - what panto are we putting on this year? I'll be the person who sprinkles the snow and stuff from above the stage.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 16, 2010, 08:42:01 PM
Yes Lil - you can be the fairy. Part of being the fairy is breaking the news to Peepmaster that this year he lost out on the part.

Tom I will need mor info on the "stuff" part of your snow and stuff sprinklings before you get the go-ahead for that role in the Panto - which is this year called "Santa visits the Fort at Christmastime". A heartwarming tale of lonley blokes miles away from home and dreams that really do come true!
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Diamond Lil on September 17, 2010, 07:32:18 AM
Dear Peeps

Pack away the lycra and diamante bits and bring out the action man kit......you ain't the fairy this year :P

Love, Lil
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Diamond Lil on September 17, 2010, 07:34:46 AM
Dear Diane

You don't think I was too harsh with Peeps? 

Love, Lil
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 17, 2010, 09:31:00 AM
I'd like to be suspended by an invisible wire, and fly across the stage.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Fyodor on September 17, 2010, 10:09:58 AM
Don't believe him - blokes NEVER buy presents unless it's at the last minute!
A sweeping, sexist statement if ever I heard one - probably true, too.

Nope. I've never known a bloke that does the sweeping, either!
A friend of mine is overdue to produce a brand new sprog. She tells me she is going to be swept. My offer was declined.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Bilthehut on September 17, 2010, 10:19:52 AM
Don't believe him - blokes NEVER buy presents unless it's at the last minute!
A sweeping, sexist statement if ever I heard one - probably true, too.

Nope. I've never known a bloke that does the sweeping, either!
Well, you do now.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 17, 2010, 03:31:01 PM
Dear Diane

You don't think I was too harsh with Peeps? 

Love, Lil

No, any less subtle and he would have shown up sequined to the hilt and hip-chucked you off the stage.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Tom on September 18, 2010, 09:40:27 AM
Tom I will need mor info on the "stuff" part of your snow and stuff sprinklings before you get the go-ahead for that role in the Panto
Oh, only nice things, like snow, and petals, and confetti... nothing nasty like heavy weights or horse sh manure (unless they're needed in the storyline, that is).
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 18, 2010, 04:02:54 PM
Tom - The job is yours. You can't drop the weights but have the okay on the horse shit if you're sure you can't get your hands on some camel sh manure
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 18, 2010, 09:17:38 PM
We call it camel dung, Diane. You may have noticed the website name of this forum...
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Bilthehut on September 18, 2010, 10:59:59 PM
Dung, d dung dung, ...  DUNG ...
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 18, 2010, 11:00:18 PM
Too late with the excrement expertise Mr. Smartypants - the job has gone to Tom this season.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Bilthehut on September 18, 2010, 11:03:53 PM
Wow, you're fast!   I just read Peeps post and the sound just popped into my head.  It may have had something to do with just putting a load of kitty litter in a bag for the bin.
Title: Re: It's the middle of September...
Post by: Malc on September 19, 2010, 01:46:11 AM
I think it's tough love - Peeps has to know that harbouring a long felt wand does not guarantee you'll get the part.

In any case, if we all shout "I believe in fairies!" he'll come back to life pretty quick.