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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 20, 2011, 09:46:56 PM

Title: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 20, 2011, 09:46:56 PM
Malcolm, there appears to be a growing rumour that the world is about to be destroyed, causing Rapture and ruin within the next 24 hours, beginning at 6pm on the 21st, and following the International Dateline, as each country reaches its own 6pm around the globe.

According to my calculations, Malky, you will therefore  be among the first to be affected, since where you are, it is now less than twelve hours until the world is reported to be coming to an end. I would therefore ask, that you post a message of comfort to us at 7pm your time, precisely, which, if my calculations are correct, will be around 10am in the UK.

It would be a great comfort to most of us here if you would do that, and in the process, either reassure us that this catastrophic event did not take place, or that Hell has the Internet. Thanks in anticipation.
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Bilthehut on May 20, 2011, 10:43:44 PM
ditto from me as I'm in Paris this week and will be affected before the UK.
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 21, 2011, 11:17:22 AM
Oh, sh*t!

Joan?  JOAN... ?
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on May 21, 2011, 02:31:47 PM
Joan is okay she is posting recipes for beer pies on Facebook.
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 21, 2011, 03:34:38 PM
Hallelujah!

Er... do you have a link?  :D
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 21, 2011, 03:59:20 PM
Only two hours to go!!! I've always loved you, Tarks.
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 21, 2011, 04:40:10 PM
I've got a horrible feeling you're literally going to live to regret that, Roger.







But it's lovely to know anyway.  :-*
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Vulture on May 21, 2011, 06:23:15 PM
I've got a horrible feeling you're literally going to live to regret that, Roger.





But it's lovely to know anyway.  :-*

How sweet (where's the puke bucket....?)!
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 21, 2011, 06:32:04 PM
Must you spoil the moment, Vult?  :(

Well, it's half past six, and not so much as a tremble. False alarm! Especially good news for Mince, as Dr Who is on in fifteen minutes.
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Malc on May 21, 2011, 09:12:38 PM
I'm still here. I'd love the rapture to actually happen and see God's chosen taken up. What a great place this would be then.
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on May 22, 2011, 04:57:03 AM
I'm still around too, if god was going to suck anyone up, it would have been me. She did however let a bird poop on me during my magic moment at the ocean just to let me know she was thinking of me.
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Bilthehut on May 22, 2011, 10:43:43 AM
Paris still exists!
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 22, 2011, 10:47:51 AM
Paris still exists!

She's a lovely girl.
Title: Re: Urgent Request for Malc...
Post by: Joan on June 08, 2011, 07:22:18 AM
Joan is okay she is posting recipes for beer pies on Facebook.

Well, that's fairly typical - the world was about to end and I was on Facebook. Oh dear!  Actually, when it was supposed to happen I was sitting outside enjoying the evening with a Heineken (and my laptop, I have to admit - had to keep up with what was happening). Was taking the mickey out of the Rapture on Twitter with a friend in England.