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Title: More Swolf.
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 13, 2011, 07:01:42 PM: As has been mentioned previously on here, I play swolf with Fyodor most Wednesdays.(A mixture of swearing and golf, with the former being the dominant element). One of the many rituals of the game is the naming of our putters. Over the years, these names have ranged from the rather mundane "Billy" to the more exotic "Johhny Thunder". Given that putting is a delicate part of the sport, "Johnny Thunder" is a ludicrous name. I hardly need tell you that this was one of Fyodor's putters and, after some more errant behaviour, it ended up being hurled into a bush just off the thirteenth green, never to be seen again. Last week, Fyodor showed up with a brand new putter, for which he'd paid out the princely sum of twenty five quid. (More than the cost of his entire wardrobe). It behaved much like the others, betraying him on several occasions. My suggestion that he name it "Harlot of the Links" was ignored. So there you go. That's your task for the next couple of days....come up with a name for Fyodor's putter.
Title: Re: More Swolf.
Post by: Bilthehut on June 14, 2011, 12:21:19 AM: Wunhol Wunda ?
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Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2011, 12:33:17 AM: Peanut.
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Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 14, 2011, 01:48:47 AM: I really don't feel that I know Fyodor well enough to name his putter.
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Post by: The Peepmaster on June 14, 2011, 02:20:56 AM: How about Mrs Green?
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Post by: The Peepmaster on June 14, 2011, 02:47:55 PM: Or

Miles A Way

Miss A Hole

Miss Pin

Miss A Gain

Ena Bunker

Mrs Free-Quentlee
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Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2011, 03:34:27 PM: Peter.
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Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 14, 2011, 05:22:20 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2011, 12:33:17 AM
Peanut.

I just got this now. :)
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Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 14, 2011, 05:44:56 PM: Better late than never, Diane. ;)
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Post by: Roger Kettle on June 15, 2011, 06:28:30 PM: The new putter has been called Barney. I have no idea why.
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Post by: Fyodor on June 15, 2011, 06:33:53 PM: It's rhyming slang.
Thanks for all your suggestions by the way.
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Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 15, 2011, 08:00:46 PM: Quote from: Fyodor on June 15, 2011, 06:33:53 PM
It's rhyming slang.
Thanks for all your suggestions by the way.

Barney Miller = killer

or Barney the Purple Dinosaur = poor
Title: Re: More Swolf.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 15, 2011, 08:00:57 PM: Quote from: Fyodor on June 15, 2011, 06:33:53 PM
It's rhyming slang.

Barney Rubble? Rubble - double (bogey)?
Title: Re: More Swolf.
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 15, 2011, 08:15:35 PM: Barney Bucket?
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Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 16, 2011, 12:39:36 AM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on June 15, 2011, 08:15:35 PM
Barney Bucket?

;D I got this one right away.