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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on January 07, 2012, 11:52:06 AM

Title: Joke
Post by: Mince on January 07, 2012, 11:52:06 AM

From the internet:

Paddy is arrested again for punching his wife.

The judge asks, "Why do you keep beating her?"

Paddy says, "I think it's my weight advantage, longer arm reach and superior footwork."

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 07, 2012, 12:06:42 PM

Brilliant how you got wife-beating and racism into the same joke. Bernard Manning would have been proud of you.  8)

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Mince on January 07, 2012, 12:58:38 PM

But it's about neither, so it's okay.

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 07, 2012, 01:17:04 PM

Yeah - it's about Gaelic pugilism, innit!  ..0

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Mince on January 07, 2012, 03:15:06 PM

I assume Paddy is a man's name. Anything you assume is in your mind, not mine. The rest is a wordplay.

I remember Stephen Fry talking about people taking offence at things, and saying the only proper answer is "So f*&king what?"

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 07, 2012, 03:18:11 PM

I wasn't personally offended, I was just commenting... It was a funny joke.

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Malc on January 10, 2012, 08:27:22 AM

Well I AM offended.
It's unfair to pick on the Irish just because they're thick. What about the Pakis? I mean they're not as thick as the Irish, but they're hardly Indians are they?