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Title: Absent Members
Post by: Mince on August 14, 2012, 08:32:13 PM
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Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 14, 2012, 09:03:10 PM
I can perhaps shed a little light on the absences of Tarks and Fyodor.
Tarks is extremely busy these days, having added a regular cartoon slot in a national daily to his already tight schedule. He has virtually disappeared from other forums he used to contribute to regularly.
Fyodor can't be arsed.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Mince on August 14, 2012, 09:24:01 PM
How is that an excuse?

I mean I can understand not being arsed, but "busy"? What the hell's that?
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Vulture on August 14, 2012, 09:34:01 PM
How is that an excuse?

I mean I can understand not being arsed, but "busy"? What the hell's that?

'Busy' is what people are when they a have a life, Mince.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 22, 2012, 11:31:20 AM
I understand that some people are having problems joining the forum in the first place. They're getting error messages and then can't see who to contact. One such guy did some research, found an old forum which linked to me, and emailed me about it. I passed it on to Mince.

If people interested in joining can't get on, it's no wonder the forum's dying a death.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 22, 2012, 06:47:04 PM
I know a few people who have told me that they just can't get in here. Is it because of the extra security that was put in place to prevent spam?
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 22, 2012, 07:12:51 PM
I don't know for sure, but I suspect as much. I don't have anything to do with that side as it's a bit above my head.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Mince on August 23, 2012, 09:35:06 PM
Okay, tell everyone that from now on, anyone can register. I have opened the registration system.

And next time, tell me. I can't do anything if no one tells me.

[Grumble.]
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Jack on August 23, 2012, 11:22:32 PM
And it only took 2 hours before we were attacked by a spambot! Hurrah!
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 24, 2012, 11:19:18 AM
There was another spam post this morning. Clearly we need some kind of gateway.

Malc - is it possible to implement something like a Captcha phrase, or similar?
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Mince on August 24, 2012, 11:21:59 AM
I will upgrade the forum tonight, when no one is on it, and implement all the latest technology, including laser sensors and pressure pads.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 24, 2012, 01:03:01 PM
 The pressure pads are set to high...I feel my brain squeezing.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Malc on August 24, 2012, 03:07:21 PM
Peeps, I don't know nuffink about web sites. I employ people do do that.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 24, 2012, 04:33:26 PM
I moderated a Religious/Atheist/Humanist forum in the past - I've done my bit for world peace.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Mince on August 24, 2012, 05:15:05 PM
The pressure pads are set to high...I feel my brain squeezing.

I know she's used 'to' instead of 'too' but I can't prove it because it makes sense with 'to' as well. She's sneaky!
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 24, 2012, 05:30:41 PM
The pressure pads are set to high...I feel my brain squeezing.

I know she's used 'to' instead of 'too' but I can't prove it because it makes sense with 'to' as well. She's sneaky!

AND you love her - FACT!
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: The Peepmaster on August 24, 2012, 05:32:41 PM
Peeps, I don't know nuffink about web sites. I employ people do do that.

That's the problem when you've got two Malcs on the forum - one highly intelligent, and the other doubling as a two-short-planks impersonator.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Mince on August 24, 2012, 05:50:12 PM
I have dibs on "highly intelligent".
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Bilthehut on August 30, 2012, 12:57:03 AM
We now have 50 BP'ers with more than 1 post, 13 with only one post and a whopping 75 with no posts. 

Can't we (i.e Mince, or Peepsie, or who was the other one, oh yes, TTIII) delete those zeros or even the onesies. 

If they wanted to be on this forum, they should 'post'!

p.s. I am returning my carriage at the end of these sentences as the whole editing panel scrolls to the left
(another new addition - damn, it's done it again.  cursor to left and hit return again.)
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Rob Baker on September 01, 2012, 07:26:07 PM
Hello everyone, what've I missed?  ..0
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Vulture on September 01, 2012, 09:48:16 PM
Hello everyone, what've I missed?  ..0

Not a sausage! You can go back to sleep.  ..0
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Max on September 04, 2012, 09:16:22 PM
Think I have more than one post, but still pretty absent I guess.

Anyhoo, I like this.....  The Muppet Show - Buddy Rich vs Animal Drum Battle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_BmeBfV-O4#)
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Colin on October 07, 2012, 08:25:46 PM
You can change mine now.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Bog on October 10, 2012, 03:18:24 PM
Hello one and all,

I have been ill, not as ill as some, not life threatening, but enough to queer my pitch so to speak. Hospital, operations recovery, no work- type poorliness. I see you have all been doing fine, I have read up on the posts. Hope to be part of the posts from now on, if you'll have me back?

Bog :)
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Roger Kettle on October 10, 2012, 06:47:44 PM
Welcome back, Bog. Hope all is well again.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Diane CBPFC on October 10, 2012, 07:29:41 PM
That was nice of you Roger to accept Bog back without a doctor's note or even hospital parking tickets.

How do we know he wasn't just hanging out at the Hagar the Horrible  forums?
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Diane CBPFC on October 10, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Hello one and all,

I have been ill, not as ill as some, not life threatening, but enough to queer my pitch so to speak. Hospital, operations recovery, no work- type poorliness. I see you have all been doing fine, I have read up on the posts. Hope to be part of the posts from now on, if you'll have me back?

Bog :)

Welcome back - I too hope you are feeling better  :D
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 10, 2012, 09:44:13 PM

How do we know he wasn't just hanging out at the Hagar the Horrible  forums?

I could be visiting the Hagar the horrible forums, instead of Beau Peep the fairly unpleasant forums?
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Bog on October 11, 2012, 03:11:43 PM
Happy to supply a note, who is this Hagar bloke anyway. Nice to be back thanks all.

just dont ask me "how are you" the reply might take a while.....

Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 11, 2012, 05:48:53 PM
Best of health to you Sir. Remember to watch your spelling and grammar, there are a few who notice these things !

Oh yes, and exclamation marks and excessive spacings seem to be a bit of a no-no too ! Strange !! I quite like them !!!
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Mince on October 12, 2012, 09:16:13 AM
Best of health to you Sir. Remember to watch your spelling and grammar, there are a few who notice these things !

Oh yes, and exclamation marks and excessive spacings seem to be a bit of a no-no too ! Strange !! I quite like them !!!

Okay, you leave me no choice: that's your FIRST WARNING. Please be advised that second warnings are given in RED.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Diane CBPFC on October 12, 2012, 04:12:59 PM
NB: There is no third level warning – but you will have to scrape Mince’s brains off your screen when his head explodes.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 12, 2012, 04:51:32 PM
 
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Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 12, 2012, 09:08:40 PM
Best of health to you Sir. Remember to watch your spelling and grammar, there are a few who notice these things !

Oh yes, and exclamation marks and excessive spacings seem to be a bit of a no-no too ! Strange !! I quite like them !!!

Okay, you leave me no choice: that's your FIRST WARNING. Please be advised that second warnings are given in RED.

Pah. Try and frighten someone who isn't colourblind.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: peter on October 15, 2012, 10:23:40 PM
i would like to complain

were was my name not on the list
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Diamond Lil on October 16, 2012, 06:21:34 AM
Oh good morning Peter....welcome back!
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 16, 2012, 06:55:34 PM
i would like to complain

were was my name not on the list

As a newbie here, I'd like to welcome you back too. But then again, I don't really know if you've been away for that long, so I'm not going to bother.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 16, 2012, 11:59:16 PM
He doesn't actually exist, Butterbum. According to Malc, that is. (Malc is rarely here by the way.) Tra-la-la...
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 17, 2012, 12:20:07 AM
He doesn't actually exist, Butterbum. According to Malc, that is. (Malc is rarely here by the way.) Tra-la-la...

He does. He's just never grown up. Bit like Verne Troyer I suppose.
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 22, 2012, 01:58:20 PM
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Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Bilthehut on October 22, 2012, 11:03:11 PM
Is that all you have to say?
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Malc on October 26, 2012, 12:37:52 AM
I am SO here. >:(
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Redundant on October 29, 2012, 01:27:02 AM
I'm not absent, I just lost my voice [and a fiver in Southsea circa 1978 so if anyone finds it...]
Title: Re: Absent Members
Post by: Vulture on October 29, 2012, 08:25:59 AM
I'm not absent, I just lost my voice [and a fiver in Southsea circa 1978 so if anyone finds it...]

That's a rotten excuse; it doesn't cost a fiver to post on here!