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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 23, 2014, 04:19:22 PM

Title: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 23, 2014, 04:19:22 PM: Don't download apps that claim to be "Relaxing Melodies". They aren't. They play watery noises and whale noises that, should you ever manage to nod off, seep into your subconscious and ensure that the only thing you feel upon waking, is a full bladder.

:-[
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 23, 2014, 04:24:14 PM: Welcome to my world.
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 23, 2014, 05:31:03 PM: Thanks for the welcome, Diane. So how's the whale noises on your side of the world?
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 24, 2014, 04:11:26 AM: We don’t have many whales on the prairies; I was talking about my two-hour bladder.

This has nothing to do with whales or bladders but I would like to mention that I saw a large cat today - couldn't decide it it was a bobcat or a lynx - ran right in front of the car on the highway. I don't think I've seen a wild cat before.
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Malc on March 24, 2014, 10:11:14 AM: Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Malc on March 24, 2014, 10:11:54 AM: Not that I'm obsessed with them, or anything.
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 24, 2014, 01:13:02 PM: Quote from: Diane CBPFC on March 24, 2014, 04:11:26 AM
I don't think I've seen a wild cat before.

I have. Accidentally stood on our Rubik's tail the other day...
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 24, 2014, 07:50:21 PM: Quote from: Malc on March 24, 2014, 10:11:14 AM
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

Surely they're all 12"?
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 24, 2014, 10:37:19 PM: Quote from: Malc on March 24, 2014, 10:11:14 AM
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

Only in TV beer commercials...I have my suspicions that it may have just been a guy in a suit.

I am more sure now that it was a lynx that I saw, rather than a bobcat due to their range and the tail length.
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 24, 2014, 11:01:22 PM: This should help, Diane.

;D
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Malc on March 25, 2014, 06:50:56 PM: There are "BOBCAT AHEAD" signs in Australia warning pedestrians and motorists in semi rural areas that construction or bush maintenance is going on. My recently emigrated sister-in-law actually thought they indicated the presence of large, dangerous felines.
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 25, 2014, 10:43:32 PM: Quote from: Malc on March 25, 2014, 06:50:56 PM
There are "BOBCAT AHEAD" signs in Australia warning pedestrians and motorists in semi rural areas that construction or bush maintenance is going on. My recently emigrated sister-in-law actually thought they indicated the presence of large, dangerous felines.

Bush maintenance that requires a bobcat? Those Aussie women are a tough breed right enough. :o
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Malc on March 28, 2014, 11:08:25 AM: Bush does grow thicker in damp, humid regions
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 28, 2014, 03:25:16 PM: Quote from: Malc on March 28, 2014, 11:08:25 AM
Bush does grow thicker in damp, humid regions

Good craic, Malc.
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Malc on March 29, 2014, 07:39:40 PM: I find bush craics generally beneath me.
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Malc on March 29, 2014, 07:40:24 PM: *sid james voice* Hwar hwar hwar...
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 29, 2014, 09:56:01 PM: Quote from: Malc on March 29, 2014, 07:39:40 PM
I find bush craics generally beneath me.

Oooooo...no need to be so sniffy about it.

;D
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 31, 2014, 12:46:19 AM: Youse twa need a guid gargle wi' a bar o' carbolic! There's wimmin present. Although probably no' ony mare. Michty me! (end of coded message).
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 31, 2014, 08:52:43 AM: He started it, Sir.
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Malc on March 31, 2014, 07:59:51 PM: I think they can handle it.

Hwar, hwar, hwar...
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 31, 2014, 08:45:06 PM: Quote from: Malc on March 31, 2014, 07:59:51 PM
I think they can handle it.

Hwar, hwar, hwar...

I'm sure there's another punchline in there...

Hwar, hwar, hwar... (As they say)
Title: Re: Tips for beating stress
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