Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on May 20, 2015, 09:47:38 PM
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The SatNav in your car calculates where you are from signals it receives from satellites orbiting Earth. But did you know that the gravity experienced by the satellites is four times weaker than on Earth and so time literally passes faster for the satellites in space than it would have had they stayed on Earth. And if your SatNavs did not take this into account (using Einstein's equations of General Relativity), they would become 5 miles more inaccurate every day.
Also, the very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
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Unless you can state the elephants name, I'm calling you a fibber.
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Sign language has its own rhymes when signs look similar.
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....an Arab can live a whole year on one grain of rice.
https://youtu.be/Gn08cA5zNAI
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Sheer quality, Rob. I have the Secret Policemans Box Set, and that has put me right in the mood to go stick it on again. Timeless comedy.
My own personal favourite is the Pope and Michelangelo sketch. "One Jesus? One Jeeeeesus?"
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