Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Redundant on August 16, 2015, 01:29:51 PM
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I was talking to my wife, not an unpleasant experience, and at the end of the conversation I remembered I was going to look something up on the internet, but I couldn't remember what it was. After some serious thought I realised my short term memory was borderline pathetic. I tried to remember how long ago it was since I first realised the diminishing returns on said short term memory, but I couldn't remember, which, after some more serious thought, lead me to the conclusion my long term memory was actually more pathetic than my short term memory.
No problem [I thought], I'll just write down all I can remember now, that way it doesn't matter if I forget it later, I can refresh my memory anytime, and if I do that every day...it worked fine, but now I can't remember where I put the notebook...
Today I even forgot my name, I did remember that in my Navy days we used to sew name tags onto various parts of our uniforms, on the off chance I still did that I checked my underwear, apparently my name is "Victoria's Secret"
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Dear Victoria,
I sympathise.
Best wishes,
St. Michael.
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Allowing for the fact that Marks and Spencer's are affectionately known as Marks n' Sparks, I cant help but think they could have branded their underwear better than simple "St Michael".
I mean, who wouldn't buy a pair of Skid Marks n Sparks?
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Dear Victoria,
I sympathise.
Best wishes,
St. Michael.
;D ;D
I was going to go for "Fruit of the Loom" but I [obviously] couldn't remember if they made clothing or fruit-juice...
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Dear Victoria,
I sympathise.
Best wishes,
St. Michael.
:)