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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on June 10, 2016, 10:22:52 PM

Title: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Mince on June 10, 2016, 10:22:52 PM
I think those of us who own a Beau Peep mug should declare war on those who don't.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 11, 2016, 10:42:04 AM
Mine broke.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Mince on June 11, 2016, 01:33:28 PM
It still counts. And it's probably an improvement anyway.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 11, 2016, 02:58:11 PM
You'll have to ask the local landfill site about that.  :(
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Mince on June 11, 2016, 03:00:14 PM
You'll have to ask the local landfill site about that.  :(

So you're keeping it in specialised storage - even better.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on June 11, 2016, 08:24:52 PM
I want one.

War scares me.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Mince on June 11, 2016, 09:14:51 PM
Hey, everyone, Sandy doesn't have one. Let's get 'im!
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on June 11, 2016, 09:23:14 PM
War

HUH

What is it good for?
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Bilthehut on July 09, 2016, 12:22:04 AM
Still have three fully functioning BP mugs, and one minus handle used as a pen holder.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Mince on July 09, 2016, 08:48:20 AM
Wow! I did wonder how we got rid of so many.  ;D
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 09, 2016, 09:56:30 PM
I can't really say that the merchandising of Beau Peep has been a huge success. Over the 38 years of the strip's existence, I doubt if I've made more than 23 million quid. Actually, it's almost 23 million quid less than that. One of the minor successes was a Beau Peep fruit machine and part of the deal we made means that I have one in my office. I'm rather fond of it. The best bit came when one of them appeared in a pub scene on the TV series Peak Practice. It was a proud family moment because my wife's cousin, Shelagh McLeod, (check her out on Google) was a star of the show. I remember that night clearly.
"Look! There's my cousin, Shelagh!"
"Never mind that! Look! A Beau Peep fruit machine!"
That night didn't end well.

Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 09, 2016, 10:55:35 PM
Hey, everyone, Sandy doesn't have one. Let's get 'im!

I've ordered one. Could you asked the army camped outside my door to go away?
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 10, 2016, 08:38:51 AM
They're all on a coffee break. Don't look - the deflected sunlight from the massed ranks of ten thousand yellow glazed mugs has been known to blind a man.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Mince on July 10, 2016, 10:26:35 AM
There are of course many Beau Peep mug-to-mug combat techniques, but Tarks is correct that it's only when they are used en-masse that their superiority as a weapon becomes all the more apparent. I remember an interview with a group of Peanuts fans who were caught up in the first cold-coffee salvo at the Battle of Doris' Arse.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 11, 2016, 09:13:29 AM
So, let that be a lesson to you, young Buttcheeks - talking b*llocks is contagious.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Redundant on July 11, 2016, 11:52:30 AM

I've ordered one. Could you asked the army camped outside my door to go away?

Does that just leave me in the couldn't be bothered category then?
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Mince on July 12, 2016, 12:03:01 PM
Does that just leave me in the couldn't be bothered category then?

Don't blame us when some Snoopy-cup-wielding Peanut fan attacks you and you have nothing to defend yourself with.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Redundant on July 12, 2016, 07:33:56 PM
I'll wear my Perishers hat in disguise and tie them up with my Garfield scarf...
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Mince on July 12, 2016, 10:10:37 PM
I'll wear my Perishers hat in disguise and tie them up with my Garfield scarf...

Oh, how naive you are: no one tell him about the ambush at the Battle of Little Big Hat. How our reliance on scarves was turned against us that day! The sight of Peepmaster swinging half-naked upside down by a scarf is etched horribly on my brain. This is why the great Beau Peep Mug came into existence - a design masterpiece.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 12, 2016, 10:22:19 PM
I waved my Rocky Horror Show mug at them! That scared of the heterosexuals in the army.

Boy, could the three of them run!
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 20, 2016, 03:31:54 AM
I bought a mug and have used it for a pen holder on my desk ever since - that is why it is not broken. 
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 21, 2016, 05:19:34 PM
I bought a mug and have used it for a pen holder on my desk ever since - that is why it is not broken. 

Now, you see - why didn't I think of that? It's tips like that which change lives.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Mince on July 21, 2016, 05:34:57 PM
It certainly beats your idea of using it as a hat.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 21, 2016, 08:46:20 PM
I admit it was a little too small, but the principle was a good one.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 22, 2016, 12:20:26 AM
A hat can easily be replaced by a mug. Just ask Mamugma Ghandi.
Title: Re: Loyalty Above Everything Else
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 22, 2016, 01:56:46 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D (*coat*)