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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on July 01, 2016, 12:14:44 PM

Title: Joke
Post by: Mince on July 01, 2016, 12:14:44 PM

After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt.

"And what's the tartan?" asks his mate.

"Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 01, 2016, 07:54:36 PM

You really are having a Scottish day, aren't you?

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 02, 2016, 11:43:15 AM

"Is that a doughnut, or a meringue?"
"Naw, yir right - it's a doughnut."


Yes, I know it's an old one, but I love it.

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 02, 2016, 01:37:58 PM

I'm estimating I use that line at work at least once a week. I do believe its now part of Scottish parlance !

Love it.

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 20, 2016, 03:29:19 AM

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