Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on July 10, 2016, 06:34:09 PM
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Tomorrow, 11th July, there will be the first meeting of the BPMWB (Beau-Peep-Mug-Wielding Brigade), which will carry on the duties of the now defunct Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division.
Beau-Peep-Mug-Wielding Brigade
Meeting No. 17
AGENDA
1. Argue over the use of hyphens in the brigade name.
2. Introduce the new member (Sandy Buttcheeks) to the secret brigade handshake and demand that he steal something from Pizza Express as payment for membership.
3. Determine whether Vulture ought to be pointed at sternly for her extended AWOL.
4. Design (bully Tarquin into producing) a logo.
5. Determine where to procure more wood to shore up the unfinished tunnel leading to Roger Kettle's shed.
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Tomorrow, 11th July, there will be the first meeting of the BPMWB (Beau-Peep-Mug-Wielding Brigade), which will carry on the duties of the now defunct Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division.
Beau-Peep-Mug-Wielding Brigade
Meeting No. 17
AGENDA
1. Argue over the use of hyphens in the brigade name.
2. Introduce the new member (Sandy Buttcheeks) to the secret brigade handshake and demand that he steal something from Pizza Express as payment for membership.
3. Determine whether Vulture ought to be pointed at sternly for her extended AWOL.
4. Design (bully Tarquin into producing) a logo.
5. Determine where to procure more wood to shore up the unfinished tunnel leading to Roger Kettle's shed.
Roger has a shed?
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Yes, we believe it leads underground to his Custer Cave where he continues his plot to conquer the world. Either that or it's where he stores his bike.
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OUTCOME of MEETING
1. Argue over the use of hyphens in the brigade name. × We forgot. But instead we argued over whether independence for Scotland would actually change anything.
2. Introduce the new member (Sandy Buttcheeks) to the secret brigade handshake and demand that he steal something from Pizza Express as payment for membership. × We forgot. But Sandy did turn down free doughballs.
3. Determine whether Vulture ought to be pointed at sternly for her extended AWOL. × Coffee was nice.
4. Design (bully Tarquin into producing) a logo. × Too busy discussing The Twilight Zone.
5. Determine where to procure more wood to shore up the unfinished tunnel leading to Roger Kettle's shed. × We did talk about raising a glass to him, or stealing his bike, or something.
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;D ;D
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OUTCOME of MEETING
1. Argue over the use of hyphens in the brigade name. × We forgot. But instead we argued over whether independence for Scotland would actually change anything.Agreed that independence would be beneficial due to the fact that we would demand English bring translators to any Scottish meeting
2. Introduce the new member (Sandy Buttcheeks) to the secret brigade handshake and demand that he steal something from Pizza Express as payment for membership. × We forgot. But Sandy did turn down free doughballs.Sandy feared for his fingers given the speed of Minceypoos eating habits. (Kinda hard to have a secret handshake with no fingers !)
3. Determine whether Vulture ought to be pointed at sternly for her extended AWOL. × Coffee was nice.Coffee was strong. Staring at the ceiling at 2am was no fun...Vultch needs pointed at !! ;)
4. Design (bully Tarquin into producing) a logo. × Too busy discussing The Twilight Zone.Interesting life/death/religion topics. Most enjoyable !!
5. Determine where to procure more wood to shore up the unfinished tunnel leading to Roger Kettle's shed. × We did talk about raising a glass to him, or stealing his bike, or something.Wasn't it steal his glass and raise his bike as our own?
What a fab time !!
[Edited by Mince so that others did not miss the additions in blue by Sandy.]
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Yes, the religion topics were immensely fun: Steve was passionate, eloquent, intelligent as usual; I was more abstract, occasionally off-the-wall; Donald had yet another angle, though I did suspect he had watched too many horror films. ;D
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Only horror I've watched recently is the last "Twilight" film.
Truly horrifying.
(*nono*)
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I have been forced by the wife to watch all the Harry Potter films, but have so far escaped watching any of the Twilight movies.
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I have been forced by the wife to watch all the Harry Potter films, but have so far escaped watching any of the Twilight movies.
Harry Potter is far superior to Twilight. Honestly, they're that bad !!
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Just got home. They closed Wales off... ???
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Who are they? The wizards?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHNdQJPmTRU
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Ah, don't you just hate it when old band members close off access to whole countries?
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He looks like a guy that wishes it could be Christmas every day!
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That's the fellah. Look - I took a picture from my car as I drove past the trench he'd just dug on the M56 slip-road...
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Had he just dug up that cone that said "Brother"?
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I wasn't in the mood to ask him.
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The Masons are dressing strangely this weather...
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Perry and James?
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Jackie and Nick!