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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on August 14, 2016, 08:53:38 PM

Title: Exploding sharks
Post by: Mince on August 14, 2016, 08:53:38 PM: Did Roger once explode a shark? I read it in another topic on this board. Also, apparently, I gave Diane the present of online puzzles.
Title: Re: Exploding sharks
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 14, 2016, 09:25:21 PM: I exploded a shark steak in a microwave oven. Hasn't everyone?
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Post by: Mince on August 14, 2016, 09:54:29 PM: Where do you buy shark steaks from?
Title: Re: Exploding sharks
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 15, 2016, 05:47:22 PM: Quote from: Mincy McMinceface on August 14, 2016, 09:54:29 PM
Where do you buy shark steaks from?

Is this a joke?
Title: Re: Exploding sharks
Post by: Mince on August 15, 2016, 06:14:01 PM: Can you think of a punchline?
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Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 15, 2016, 07:11:18 PM: Heh! Yep.
Title: Re: Exploding sharks
Post by: Mince on August 19, 2016, 08:36:49 AM: Okay, here's a puzzle.

Imagine that you are in a small stone room that has no doors or windows and is empty except for a table. How do you get out?
Title: Re: Exploding sharks
Post by: Redundant on August 19, 2016, 12:39:06 PM: Quote from: Mincy McMinceface on August 19, 2016, 08:36:49 AM

Imagine that you are in a small stone room that has no doors or windows and is empty except for a table. How do you get out?

I wouldn't get out. I would continue to imagine; a comfortable chair, a footstool, a classic novel to read, and a cup of coffee that never emptied and remained at a perfect temperature at all times. When I was ready I would either imagine a door, stop imagining or switch to another imagination which may or may not involve Jane Fonda.
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Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 19, 2016, 01:24:07 PM: I'm in the adjoining room. Can you keep the noise down, Red?!
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Post by: Mince on August 19, 2016, 01:49:37 PM: I have a smart bomb on its way to both rooms.
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Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 19, 2016, 02:15:52 PM: A smart bomb?

Keep it - your need is greater than ours.
Title: Re: Exploding sharks
Post by: Redundant on August 19, 2016, 03:48:37 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 19, 2016, 02:15:52 PM
A smart bomb?

Keep it - your need is greater than ours.

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Exploding sharks
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 20, 2016, 07:53:15 AM: Quote from: Mincy McMinceface on August 19, 2016, 08:36:49 AM
Okay, here's a puzzle.

Imagine that you are in a small stone room that has no doors or windows and is empty except for a table. How do you get out?

The same way I got in.
Title: Re: Exploding sharks
Post by: Mince on August 20, 2016, 08:39:42 AM: Apparently there are three good answers, one of which Redundant touched upon.

1. Walk through the doorway. The description says no doors, but does not say no doorways.

2. (This method works best when spoken.) Rub your right hand on the wall until it is sore. With your saw, cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole, so you climb through the hole and escape.

3. Stop imagining.
Title: Re: Exploding sharks
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on August 20, 2016, 11:18:53 PM: Quote from: Mincy McMinceface on August 19, 2016, 08:36:49 AM
Okay, here's a puzzle.

Imagine that you are in a small stone room that has no doors or windows and is empty except for a table. How do you get out?

I don't. I like the decor and want to stay.