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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on December 03, 2016, 10:28:50 PM

Title: Hoarder
Post by: Mince on December 03, 2016, 10:28:50 PM
I think my wife and I are becoming hoarders. I have two sheds, and both are so overflowing with stuff we don't want in our house, it's hard to find anything. Something has to go, but everything I pick up I think might come in handy at some time, usually just after I have thrown it away.

I have water pistols, hundreds of glow sticks, plastic bags, and cardboard boxes to name just a few things.
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 03, 2016, 11:13:19 PM
I'm guessing you could do without the water pistols and the glow sticks. You know, just a thought.
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 04, 2016, 12:18:46 AM
I'm guessing you could do without the water pistols and the glow sticks. You know, just a thought.

Don't be silly - those are the best things!
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 04, 2016, 10:02:55 AM
 ;D  Absolutely!
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Redundant on December 04, 2016, 11:45:19 AM
I think the "can't find it" is the defining moment.   My garage, which is actually more of a workshop, used to be nicknamed the TARDIS, i.e. it seemed to hold much more stuff than the the external view of its size would indicate.  Eventually I hit the defining moment once too often, so I threw out everything stored but not used in the last five years, then narrowed that down to three years, and eventually just a year.   Now I have a fair amount of "free" space, which is great.  I also no longer struggle to find stuff, because it's not there, I threw it out and now have to go out and buy it...again.  The one truly good result is that I can now see and use the workbench again but thanks to inbuilt obsolescence there's rarely anything to fix.

Pre-order your recycled pallet wood bird-box here...
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 05, 2016, 12:41:03 AM
I'm with Red on this one. An old work colleague told me if you haven't used something or had to look at something in two years, then just throw it out.

I'll miss the wife !


On a serious note though, I'll be moving house in Feb (probably) and the realisation of how much crap needs to get tossed out is horrendous. Hoarder? Didn't realise I was until a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Mince on December 05, 2016, 01:02:39 AM
Are you moving further away or nearer?
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 05, 2016, 10:05:29 AM
To where?
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Mince on December 05, 2016, 10:33:36 AM
To civilisation in general.

I was wondering the other day whether the Scottish have their own version of Santa Claus.
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 05, 2016, 12:06:36 PM
Faither Krussmuss.
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Madmalc on December 05, 2016, 11:19:56 PM
To civilisation in general.

I was wondering the other day whether the Scottish have their own version of Santa Claus.

yes - we call it "the giro"  ;)
Title: Re: Hoarder
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 06, 2016, 01:15:11 AM
Are you moving further away or nearer?

Yes to both, obviously.

To civilisation in general.

Ah, in that case then...maybe!

 ;D

To civilisation in general.

I was wondering the other day whether the Scottish have their own version of Santa Claus.

yes - we call it "the giro"  ;)

Often supplemented with the "five fingered discount"