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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on April 01, 2017, 09:07:21 PM

Title: Stupid Joke
Post by: Mince on April 01, 2017, 09:07:21 PM

How can you work out the sex of an ant? Put it in water. If it sinks, girl ant.

Title: Re: Stupid Joke
Post by: Mince on April 01, 2017, 09:14:07 PM

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

Title: Re: Stupid Joke
Post by: Mince on April 01, 2017, 09:18:36 PM

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten.

Title: Re: Stupid Joke
Post by: Mince on April 02, 2017, 08:02:21 PM

I took the shell off my racing snail to help him go faster. If anything it's made him more sluggish.

Title: Re: Stupid Joke
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on April 03, 2017, 12:26:47 AM

Next year, could you buy slightly better Xmas crackers, please?

Title: Re: Stupid Joke
Post by: Mince on April 03, 2017, 01:29:33 AM

Are you like dissing Poundland?

Title: Re: Stupid Joke
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on April 04, 2017, 12:05:44 AM

Absolutely not. Some of their stuff is even worth more.

Just not your crackers...