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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 10:59:32 AM

Title: Students
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 10:59:32 AM
I read to my students a descriptive piece by George Orwell about coal mining: "you crawl through the last line of pit props ... so that the space you are in is only as high as the ledge of coal itself, probably not much more than three feet."

I asked, "What word would describe the working conditions here?" I waited for the word "cramped", but instead was rewarded with the word "petite".
Title: Re: Students
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 11:04:00 AM
A leaflet persuading people to visit Big Pit in Wales: "ON A HILLSIDE at the top of the Afon Lwyd Valley stands one of the last memorials to a distinguished industrial heritage."

I asked: "What do you associate with 'heritage' and how is it persuasive?"

Answer: "Boring, and it isn't."
Title: Re: Students
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 11:04:51 AM
QUESTION: What does "scarcely" mean?

ANSWER: Scary?

Title: Re: Students
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 14, 2007, 11:34:25 AM
That student wasn't Peter by any chance?
Title: Re: Students
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 14, 2007, 06:38:28 PM
"There's trouble at t'pit! Shaft 7b is too petite!"
Title: Re: Students
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 07:17:31 PM
"There's trouble at t'pit! Shaft 7b is too petite!"

That made me laugh out loud!   :D
Title: Re: Students
Post by: Mince on September 14, 2007, 07:18:45 PM
In fact, it reminded me of this.

Title: Re: Students
Post by: Calypso on September 14, 2007, 11:58:34 PM
Your students must be dainty, sweet little girls.
Title: Re: Students
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 15, 2007, 12:21:45 AM
As light(headed) as a feather!
Title: Re: Students
Post by: peter on September 16, 2007, 11:24:45 AM
That student wasn't Peter by any chance?
How could you? I could get really cross with you. You should know that it is wrong to mock the afflicted.
Title: Re: Students
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 16, 2007, 01:22:05 PM
That student wasn't Peter by any chance?
How could you? I could get really cross with you. You should know that it is wrong to mock the afflicted.

You could be a mature student.
Title: Re: Students
Post by: peter on September 16, 2007, 06:37:17 PM
That student wasn't Peter by any chance?
How could you? I could get really cross with you. You should know that it is wrong to mock the afflicted.

You could be a mature student.
a very mature student. But my tutor is crap