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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on August 17, 2018, 10:57:54 AM

Title: Unicorn Toenails
Post by: Mince on August 17, 2018, 10:57:54 AM

I believe the ones I bought may be fake. Does anyone know an expert who could determine whether they are genuine?

Title: Re: Unicorn Toenails
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 17, 2018, 01:14:49 PM

Unicorns have hooves. What you have is clearly fake.

Title: Re: Unicorn Toenails
Post by: Mince on August 17, 2018, 03:35:41 PM

Er, Roger, you do realise that the unicorn with hooves is entirely mythical?

Title: Re: Unicorn Toenails
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 17, 2018, 06:40:46 PM

You know nothing.

Title: Re: Unicorn Toenails
Post by: Mince on August 17, 2018, 07:57:29 PM

It must be friends with Tarks' Loch Ness Monster.

Title: Re: Unicorn Toenails
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 18, 2018, 12:52:01 AM

Sadly, Nessie is not mine.

Title: Re: Unicorn Toenails
Post by: Mince on August 18, 2018, 07:47:14 AM

I can remember once owning a book called "A Puzzle Mine", and failing to get past the first puzzle, which was realising that the title meant "a mine of puzzles" and not a badly phrased "puzzles that are mine".