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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on September 15, 2007, 12:33:37 PM

Title: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 15, 2007, 12:33:37 PM
I have just had one cup of tea but I seem to have finished it without realising. Now I want another one. But I can't be bothered to get out of my chair. Add to that the fact that I am watching an episode of Columbo that I have not seen before. It's a predicament.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 15, 2007, 12:37:27 PM
It's a predicament.

I thought you said it's a cup of tea.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 15, 2007, 12:41:13 PM
It is now. Someone has just made me another cup. Crisis over.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 15, 2007, 12:47:33 PM
"Someone"?




Have you got a bird round?
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 15, 2007, 12:49:30 PM
No, I'm at my parents' home at the moment.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Vulture on September 15, 2007, 12:56:34 PM
"Someone"?




Have you got a bird round?

What kind of 'bird' can make tea? I'm sure, in this day and age, it can't be a secretary bird! :D
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 15, 2007, 01:11:21 PM
I'm hungry again now.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 15, 2007, 01:21:05 PM
Columbo has nearly got him.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Calypso on September 15, 2007, 01:45:52 PM
You appear to be extremely accomplished in languid arts, Mince.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 15, 2007, 01:48:26 PM
Of course.

Columbo is getting to the denouement.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Vulture on September 15, 2007, 01:48:42 PM
You appear to be extremely accomplished in languid arts, Mince.

Yes. I meant to say that as well!  ::)
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 15, 2007, 01:51:23 PM
You appear to be extremely accomplished in languid arts, Mince.

Thank you. I've worked very hard to become so.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Calypso on September 15, 2007, 02:19:02 PM
And yet you are still trying to perfect your skills. How admirable!
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 15, 2007, 02:37:55 PM
Of course.

Columbo is getting to the denouement.

When he arrived at the denouement, did they let him in?
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 15, 2007, 03:39:08 PM
When he arrived at the denouement, did they let him in?

No, they shot him. He then had to investigate his own murder as a ghost.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: peter on September 16, 2007, 10:51:17 AM
You appear to be extremely accomplished in languid arts, Mince.

Yes. I meant to say that as well!  ::)

I think that you are describing a slob.
This is correct.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Vulture on September 16, 2007, 11:16:10 AM
You appear to be extremely accomplished in languid arts, Mince.

Yes. I meant to say that as well!  ::)

I think that you are describing a slob.
This is correct.

No, Peter. I wasn't describing a slob - just someone who is disinclined to do anything if "someone" else is there to do it for him! I presume the "someone" is Mince's mum (it can't be you, Peter.). :P
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Calypso on September 16, 2007, 03:15:10 PM
Oh I am sure Mince is not a slob. How could he be? I think you must mean socially-and-domestically-challenged.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: peter on September 16, 2007, 06:32:13 PM
You appear to be extremely accomplished in languid arts, Mince.

Yes. I meant to say that as well!  ::)

I think that you are describing a slob.
This is correct.

No, Peter. I wasn't describing a slob - just someone who is disinclined to do anything if "someone" else is there to do it for him! I presume the "someone" is Mince's mum (it can't be you, Peter.). :P
Yes and no yes ma does all the work at present i am ill.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: peter on September 16, 2007, 06:42:34 PM
Oh I am sure Mince is not a slob. How could he be? I think you must mean socially-and-domestically-challenged.
No he is a Slob. there is no challenge.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 16, 2007, 08:40:19 PM
I like tea; I like Columbo.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 16, 2007, 08:44:45 PM
I like Columbian tea.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 16, 2007, 08:50:19 PM
I've had tea with Columbo.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 16, 2007, 08:50:41 PM
I wonder if he was called Dumbo at school.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Calypso on September 16, 2007, 11:16:12 PM
I hate to state the obvious, but I will:

Were you called "Dense," Mince?



I'm sorry you have been unwell, Peter. Hope you are up and about very soon.  :)
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 16, 2007, 11:21:10 PM
They called me "prince", and then the "the meat formerly known as prince".
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 16, 2007, 11:36:03 PM
They called me "prince", and then the "the meat formerly known as prince".

Sounds like a dog food.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Mince on September 16, 2007, 11:52:35 PM
Oh, and thought that when the girls kept saying "Woof!" to me . . .

Now it all makes sense.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Calypso on September 16, 2007, 11:56:00 PM
Yes, you're dog food that's now reduced to a pence; however, you do realize that the suggestion that you might now be dog food came from a fellow who has a pig as an avatar.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 17, 2007, 12:00:25 AM
Yes, you're dog food that's now reduced to a pence; however, you do realize that the suggestion that you might now be dog food came from a fellow who has a pig as an avatar.

A black pot-bellied hog, if you please.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: Calypso on September 17, 2007, 12:02:01 AM
Whatever.
Title: Re: Cup of Tea
Post by: peter on September 17, 2007, 09:55:07 AM
I hate to state the obvious, but I will



I'm sorry you have been unwell, Peter. Hope you are up and about very soon.  :)
I am up but not about.