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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on October 02, 2007, 09:42:24 PM
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If you could be a King, (or Queen), or a Pope, with a number on the end, for a day, which one would you choose to be, and why?
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My dad already thinks I'm 'King Annoying.
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My dad already thinks I'm 'King Annoying.
Which number?
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Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.
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Elizabeth I might have been a good one to be, but those with a number One at the end shouldn't really count, because they only had numbers at the end retrospectively. I'll keep thinking...
Maybe Loudon Wainwright III?
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Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.
Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!
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Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.
Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!
I often do, but she usually has to go home.
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Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.
Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!
I often do, but she usually has to go home.
Please elucidate. WHO has to go home: God or Dolly Parton?
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Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.
Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!
I often do, but she usually has to go home.
How much did you drink the night before when this happens.
I think she may not look quite so appealing once your sober.
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This was before I got my new regular girlfriend. I suppose I went through a long period where I was evaluating lots of different birds. The new one, (I've actually had her about a year now - nine months exclusively), adores me, which helps. The grass is always greener, as they say, but I've had worse, so at my age I should be thankful. If tell her that when she gets insecure.
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Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.
Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!
I often do, but she usually has to go home.
Please elucidate. WHO has to go home: God or Dolly Parton?
Stop procrastinating and answer the damn question!!!!
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The bird. (Who is neither Dolly Parton, nor God, mainly because I don't particularly go for big ones).
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King Rog. Definitely King Rog.
Maybe King Rog the Great.
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King Rog. Definitely King Rog.
Maybe King Rog the Great.
That hasn't got a number on the end though.
I mentioned Loudon Wainwright III earlier. I just want to make it clear that I don't like his music, and know nothing about him as a person. It's just that III on the end of his name that's so compelling.
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Who'd want to pass down the name Louden? Well, apart from LW1 and LW2, obviously.
I, of course, already have a number. Sadly, in the absence of any male heirs, it looks like I may be the last in line. My girls appear reluctant to carry on the tradition with any future children born out of wedlock (Heaven forfend!), having already changed their surnames by deed poll at the earliest opportunity, oddly. Perhaps I should adapt my moniker to Tarquin Thunderthighs The Last?
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Peepmaster ll sounds like a naughty movie sequel. You should use it.
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I always liked King Richard 111 did a lot of reforms for the poor peasants.
I would behead the Duke of Richmond before he could change sides.
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Shouldn't that be King Rog The Grate?
Hwah hwah hwah
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PC 49... Hmmm...
Not sure I'd want to be a policeman though.
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Okay, you've convinced me.
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Okay, you've convinced me.
Mince the Third, Mince III ....... I can never hear/see 'King Richard the Third' without thinking of the American pronunciation 'Richard the Turd', which was then changed to 'Dick the S**t' .... hmm. What was my point again?
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Mince the S**t! Sounds perfect to me.
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I've changed my name to "Mince the S**t". The only problem is that it sounds like a command.