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Title: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 02, 2007, 09:42:24 PM
If you could be a King, (or Queen), or a Pope, with a number on the end, for a day, which one would you choose to be, and why?
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Mince on October 02, 2007, 10:21:06 PM
My dad already thinks I'm 'King Annoying.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 02, 2007, 10:21:50 PM
My dad already thinks I'm 'King Annoying.

Which number?
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 02, 2007, 10:28:24 PM
Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 02, 2007, 10:33:30 PM
Elizabeth I might have been a good one to be, but those with a number One at the end shouldn't really count, because they only had numbers at the end retrospectively. I'll keep thinking...







Maybe Loudon Wainwright III?
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Vulture on October 02, 2007, 10:41:58 PM
Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.

Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 02, 2007, 10:45:32 PM
Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.

Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!

I often do, but she usually has to go home.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Vulture on October 02, 2007, 10:50:55 PM
Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.

Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!

I often do, but she usually has to go home.

Please elucidate. WHO has to go home: God or Dolly Parton?
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: peter on October 02, 2007, 10:57:40 PM
Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.

Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!

I often do, but she usually has to go home.

How much did you drink the night before when this happens.
I think she may not look quite so appealing once your sober.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 02, 2007, 11:14:18 PM
This was before I got my new regular girlfriend. I suppose I went through a long period where I was evaluating lots of different birds. The new one, (I've actually had her about a year now - nine months exclusively), adores me, which helps. The grass is always greener, as they say, but I've had worse, so at my age I should be thankful. If tell her that when she gets insecure.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Vulture on October 02, 2007, 11:49:28 PM
Personally, I don't favour any particular King (or Queen or Pope), with a number on the end. I do however find the phenomenon totally fascinating. I'd like to be one who had a fairly cushy life without any danger. Maybe a Queen, just to see what it's like having women's bits etc.

Peepmaster, ask God nicely and maybe she'll let you wake up one morning with a bod like Dolly Parton's!


I often do, but she usually has to go home.

Please elucidate. WHO has to go home: God or Dolly Parton?


Stop procrastinating and answer the damn question!!!!
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 02, 2007, 11:55:02 PM
The bird. (Who is neither Dolly Parton, nor God, mainly because I don't particularly go for big ones).
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Roger Kettle on October 03, 2007, 09:09:51 AM
King Rog. Definitely King Rog.
Maybe King Rog the Great.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 03, 2007, 09:35:44 AM
King Rog. Definitely King Rog.
Maybe King Rog the Great.

That hasn't got a number on the end though.

I mentioned Loudon Wainwright III earlier. I just want to make it clear that I don't like his music, and know nothing about him as a person. It's just that III on the end of his name that's so compelling.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 03, 2007, 09:51:13 AM
Who'd want to pass down the name Louden? Well, apart from LW1 and LW2, obviously.

I, of course, already have a number. Sadly, in the absence of any male heirs, it looks like I may be the last in line. My girls appear reluctant to carry on the tradition with any future children born out of wedlock (Heaven forfend!), having already changed their surnames by deed poll at the earliest opportunity, oddly. Perhaps I should adapt my moniker to Tarquin Thunderthighs The Last?
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Roger Kettle on October 03, 2007, 06:10:06 PM
Peepmaster ll sounds like a naughty movie sequel. You should use it.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: peter on October 03, 2007, 06:37:54 PM
I always liked King Richard 111 did a lot of reforms for the poor peasants.
I would behead the  Duke of Richmond before he could change sides.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Malc on October 04, 2007, 04:46:58 PM
Shouldn't that be King Rog The Grate?

Hwah hwah hwah
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 04, 2007, 05:09:06 PM
PC 49... Hmmm...

Not sure I'd want to be a policeman though.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Mince on October 04, 2007, 05:11:09 PM
Okay, you've convinced me.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Vulture on October 04, 2007, 06:07:14 PM
Okay, you've convinced me.

Mince the Third, Mince III ....... I can never hear/see 'King Richard the Third' without thinking of the American pronunciation 'Richard the Turd', which was then changed to 'Dick the S**t' .... hmm. What was my point again?
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 04, 2007, 08:48:58 PM
Mince the S**t! Sounds perfect to me.
Title: Re: If You Could Be a King, or Queen, or Pope, with a Number on the End...
Post by: Mince on October 04, 2007, 09:31:16 PM
I've changed my name to "Mince the S**t". The only problem is that it sounds like a command.