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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on December 11, 2007, 09:42:48 PM

Title: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 11, 2007, 09:42:48 PM
I think new people who saunter over to this board should be checked out, otherwise we're in danger of having serious folk joining who aren't loony in any way.

I suggest we have a series of questions for those that wish to come on board.

1) Have you ever been to the Moon?

If the person you ask says "Yes", ask if he, or she, is Buzz Aldrin. If the reply once again is yes, and it's a 17 year old girl, you know she's lying, because she wouldn't have been born when Buzz went in a moonward direction. Tra-la-la-la-lee!

More questions need to be devised...
Title: Re: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: peter on December 11, 2007, 09:51:15 PM
maybe she is buzz sister. thats buzlightyear
Title: Re: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 11, 2007, 09:53:23 PM
Quote from: peter on December 11, 2007, 09:51:15 PM
maybe she is buzz sister. thats buzlightyear

Brilliant - you're in!
Title: Re: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 11, 2007, 09:57:46 PM
I forgot to post the picture of a large banana I'd promised Mr Johnson.

(http://www.wotif.com/webdata/image/promotion/big_banana.jpg)
Title: Re: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 12, 2007, 12:34:06 AM
Call that a large banana? PFFFFFT!
Title: Re: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 12, 2007, 12:40:41 AM
I call it Eric Plantain, actually.
Title: Re: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 12, 2007, 01:10:08 AM
It's a sturdy name, and no mistake!
Title: Re: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: Mince on December 12, 2007, 01:12:26 AM
Can't we change it to Bob?
Title: Re: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 12, 2007, 01:14:05 AM
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 12, 2007, 01:10:08 AM
It's a sturdy name, and no mistake!

Mince would have soon commented had there been a mistake.  ::)

(Mind you, I think he's engrossed in sorting out the mess he's made of this forum).  ;D
Title: Re: Special Initiation Ceremony Required
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 12, 2007, 10:39:34 AM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 12, 2007, 01:14:05 AM
(Mind you, I think he's engrossed in sorting out the mess he's made of this forum).  ;D

With the emphasis on the "gross". Mind you, the brown seems to have subsided somewhat. It's much less of a Sean Connery now (i.e. a shight for shore eyesh).