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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on February 17, 2008, 08:17:19 PM

Title: What were the questions?
Post by: Mince on February 17, 2008, 08:17:19 PM

Here are the answers. What were the questions?

ANSWERS:

1. 99% bamboo

2. Men get them more often than women.

3. He was a one-armed piano player.

4. They do it standing up.

5. a blessing

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 17, 2008, 08:42:24 PM

1. What is Mince?
2. Who gets annoying emails from Mince?
3. Who was the first man to punch Mince?
4. How do most people throw things at Mince?
5. What is Mince not?

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: Mince on February 17, 2008, 08:51:00 PM

There seems to be a theme going through those.

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 17, 2008, 09:08:05 PM

Is that another answer we have to provide a question for?
Um...what did the Essex girl, with a partial lisp, say when she saw a pair of 1940's stockings?

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 17, 2008, 10:01:35 PM

Quote from: Mince on February 17, 2008, 08:17:19 PM

Here are the answers. What were the questions?

ANSWERS:

1. 99% bamboo

2. Men get them more often than women.

3. He was a one-armed piano player.

4. They do it standing up.

5. a blessing

1) For Mince to be able to please ladies, what would the artificial splint consist of?

2) What is peculiar about requests for Mince to be "sorted out"?

3) Mince was badly beaten up by a one-armed piano player. Why did I so admire the person who was blamed?

4) Stand-up comedians take the mickey out of that dickhead, Mince, especially well when...?

5) Mince being unable to communicate on the Beau Peep Forum is otherwise known as...?

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 18, 2008, 12:54:29 AM

Quote from: Mince on February 17, 2008, 08:17:19 PM

Here are the answers. What were the questions?

ANSWERS:

1. 99% bamboo

2. Men get them more often than women.

3. He was a one-armed piano player.

4. They do it standing up.

5. a blessing

Panda's vomit?

Jokes?

Who was Lefty Steinway?

How do comedians reproduce?

Bagel sins (anag.)

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: Mince on February 19, 2008, 08:18:21 AM

Here are the questions:

1. 99% bamboo  =  What is a Panda's diet?

2. Men get them more often than women.  =  How do hiccups affect men and women differently?

3. He was a one-armed piano player.  =  What was unusual about Ludwig Wittgenstein's brother?

4. They do it standing up.  =  How do horses sleep?

5. a blessing  = What is the collective noun for a group of unicorns?

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 19, 2008, 09:01:44 AM

A blessing of unicorns. I like that. Although it might be a bit difficult to slip into a conversation.

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: Tom on February 19, 2008, 10:04:07 AM

Ludwig Wittgenstein's brother was on the tip of my tongue.

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 19, 2008, 11:41:42 AM

Aka Lefty Steinway.

Title: Re: What were the questions?
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 19, 2008, 11:49:23 AM

Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 19, 2008, 11:41:42 AM

Aka Lefty Steinway.

AKA Ol' Joanna.