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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Curious on March 02, 2008, 03:59:08 PM

Title: Ask Roger
Post by: Curious on March 02, 2008, 03:59:08 PM
I was sent here becuase I was told that their was an Agony Uncle called "Roger" who could answer all my questions. I want to ask you some questions for you to answer -- obviously -- so hear they are ......

1) Is your agony uncle question section really called "Buy Curious"? It's just that ..... well, answer the question first.

2) Have you heard anything about a palm rub done when someone is shaking or holding hands that indicates they want to have sex with you? It sounds like some kind of secret sex handshake - and I've heard nothing about it till today.

3) I have heard beggars can make a nice $100,000 salary, I was wondering if this is true.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: peter on March 02, 2008, 04:51:59 PM
More like a agony grandad
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: Vulture on March 02, 2008, 05:32:09 PM
I was sent here becuase I was told that their was an Agony Uncle called "Roger" who could answer all my questions. I want to ask you some questions for you to answer -- obviously -- so hear they are ......

1) Is your agony uncle question section really called "Buy Curious"? It's just that ..... well, answer the question first.

2) Have you heard anything about a palm rub done when someone is shaking or holding hands that indicates they want to have sex with you? It sounds like some kind of secret sex handshake - and I've heard nothing about it till today.

3) I have heard beggars can make a nice $100,000 salary, I was wondering if this is true.

I think this Curious poster has got to be ::), Tarquin or Peeps (or maybe one of their birds) - what do you think, Peter?
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2008, 06:06:12 PM

I think this Curious poster has got to be ::), Tarquin or Peeps (or maybe one of their birds) - what do you think, Peter?

Well, it's not me, OR one of my birds, so with the greatest respect, I suggest it must be some other loony.

Of course, it could easily be " ::) "
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2008, 06:12:26 PM
It's not me. Check the IP number.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: peter on March 02, 2008, 06:15:46 PM
I think that they protest to much.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: peter on March 02, 2008, 06:18:27 PM
how do you do this secret hand shake Curious? I would not like to miss it .
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: Curious on March 02, 2008, 06:27:54 PM
Oh yes ROgers online, now I will get some asnwers.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 02, 2008, 06:28:45 PM
I'm curious to know why Curious is apparantly dressed as a pirate.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: Curious on March 02, 2008, 06:35:15 PM
I'm just back from pirating and I havent had time to change.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: peter on March 02, 2008, 06:41:43 PM
She is just waiting for a jolly Roger to come by.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: BAye on March 02, 2008, 07:00:32 PM
I have a question aswell.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2008, 07:07:20 PM
It's not me. Check the IP number.

Of course not. How could I doubt a man of your schemi integrity. ::)
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2008, 07:12:59 PM
It's not me.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 02, 2008, 07:41:33 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2008, 07:44:39 PM
Your best, and most succinct post ever, Roger.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2008, 07:50:21 PM
I get blamed for everything.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 02, 2008, 07:54:54 PM
I get blamed for everything.
I misread that as you getting embalmed for everything---which seemed a bit harsh.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2008, 08:42:23 PM
I get blamed for everything.
I misread that as you getting embalmed for everything---which seemed a bit harsh.

If I had my way... No, it doesn't matter.

Roger, you're in an anagram frame of mind. Must be a cryptic crossword you're doing.
Title: Re: Ask Roger
Post by: peter on March 02, 2008, 08:50:26 PM
I have a question aswell.

Swell what