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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2008, 06:56:57 PM

Title: Matrimony.
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2008, 06:56:57 PM
At a small ceremony in Gretna Green today, Mince and The Peepmaster were married. The endless months of petty bickering were, quite frankly, a transparent and pathetic attempt to conceal their relationship. Why they felt the need to do this, in these enlightened times, is beyond me but, happily, the charade is now over. They will be known as Nigel and Malcolm Mincemaster and will spend six months of the year on Bute and six months in Las vegas. I'm sure all of us here on the Beau Peep site wish them well. GOOD LUCK, BIG GUYS!
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 10, 2008, 07:57:50 PM
Are they registered for gifts? I would like to send them something really nice. Maybe I whole set of six Beau Peep mugs would be a good idea for when they entertain - do you gift wrap?
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2008, 08:10:22 PM
I'll be the one with the shotgun.  >:(

The mugs are in boxes; like Mince will be.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Vulture on March 10, 2008, 08:32:24 PM
I'll be the one with the shotgun.  >:(

The mugs are in boxes; like Mince will be.

How many boxes?
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: lucy on March 10, 2008, 09:15:49 PM
 
I been dumped?? Ouch! I always thought one day peeps will run away(join the circus , or something ). Ohh well  I should have known better.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: peter on March 10, 2008, 09:16:40 PM
At a small ceremony in Gretna Green today, Mince and The Peepmaster were married. The endless months of petty bickering were, quite frankly, a transparent and pathetic attempt to conceal their relationship. Why they felt the need to do this, in these enlightened times, is beyond me but, happily, the charade is now over. They will be known as Nigel and Malcolm Mincemaster and will spend six months of the year on Bute and six months in Las vegas. I'm sure all of us here on the Beau Peep site wish them well. GOOD LUCK, BIG GUYS!


This has caught me on the hop I did not know anything about it.
I hope that they will now be more civilised now that they has tied the knot.
but who 's neck the noose is around We can only guess
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2008, 09:36:33 PM
Roger, this means war.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Vulture on March 10, 2008, 09:41:40 PM

I been dumped?? Ouch! I always thought one day peeps will run away(join the circus , or something ). Ohh well  I should have known better.

Lucy, you are meant for better things. Peeps and Mince deserve each other. I'm sure they'll be very happy.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: peter on March 10, 2008, 09:43:21 PM

I been dumped?? Ouch! I always thought one day peeps will run away(join the circus , or something ). Ohh well  I should have known better.

Lucy, you are meant for better things. Peeps and Mince deserve each other. I'm sure they'll be very happy.

I am not sure happy quite describes it
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2008, 09:54:52 PM
I would now like to point out that Mince and The Peepmaster did NOT get married earlier today. I acknowledge that my attempt at humour was misguided and I apologise unreservedly. If, at any stage, my wedding reference was misconstrued as an actual event, I once again apologise unreservedly. This has nothing to do with the 28 legal emails I have received from lawyers representing the parties mentioned in the wholly fictional "matrimony" post. Thank you.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Vulture on March 10, 2008, 09:59:38 PM
I think some sort of compensation is in order.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2008, 10:01:20 PM
If you had said Peepmaster wore the skirt, then it would have been funny.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 10, 2008, 10:02:24 PM

I been dumped?? Ouch! I always thought one day peeps will run away(join the circus , or something ). Ohh well  I should have known better.

Hello my little bamboo shoot! I've told you this forum is no place for a lady! You should leave it to me, Mince, Pete, Roger, Vulture, AW, Tom, Colin, Tarks, Fido, Rob, Diane and Roger.

What did you have for tea? Can't wait to see you round here on Thursday - the bathroom needs a clean. I may see you in town tomorrow - I need to pop to the shops anyway, so could kill 2 birds with one stone, so to speak. xxx (Snog sandwiches) ;-)
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2008, 10:13:27 PM
Is that a cow? Why is my avatar a cow?
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2008, 10:15:25 PM
Is that a cow? Why is my avatar a cow?

You have to ask - in this topic?
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2008, 10:24:44 PM
Well, yes.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Rob Baker on March 10, 2008, 10:25:31 PM
Quote
...kill 2 birds with one stone, so to speak. xxx (Snog sandwiches) ;-)
;D
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2008, 10:26:34 PM
Charles de Rudio lost the war.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: A Woman on March 10, 2008, 10:31:02 PM
I think some sort of compensation is in order.

Definitely,  a mug!
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 10, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
Charles de Rudio lost the war.
Ah, yes! Charles de Rudio lost the war! Cow! Gotcha!
What?
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Mince on March 10, 2008, 11:15:15 PM
Ever since you got that cow head you've become immensely dense - er . . . you know what I mean.

I'll change it back soon. Probably.
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 10, 2008, 11:38:19 PM
At a small ceremony in Gretna Green today, Mince and The Peepmaster were married. The endless months of petty bickering were, quite frankly, a transparent and pathetic attempt to conceal their relationship. Why they felt the need to do this, in these enlightened times, is beyond me but, happily, the charade is now over. They will be known as Nigel and Malcolm Mincemaster and will spend six months of the year on Bute and six months in Las vegas. I'm sure all of us here on the Beau Peep site wish them well. GOOD LUCK, BIG GUYS!

Dammit, I wish I'd known. I woke up in my car at Gretna Services this morning (this is actually true), having curtailed my journey south, due to a fierce blizzard on the M74 during the night. Had I been aware of this momentous occasion, I'd have surely delayed the restart of my journey, in order that I could have attended the nuptials and thrown confetti...or house bricks, or something.

I would now like to point out that Mince and The Peepmaster did NOT get married earlier today. I acknowledge that my attempt at humour was misguided and I apologise unreservedly. If, at any stage, my wedding reference was misconstrued as an actual event, I once again apologise unreservedly. This has nothing to do with the 28 legal emails I have received from lawyers representing the parties mentioned in the wholly fictional "matrimony" post. Thank you.

Yeah, right. What is this? Some kind of pathetic cover up? It just screams "conspiracy theory" at you. Well, I think we all know the truth of the matter now.  Do you really take us for mugs? (cue sales pitch)
Title: Re: Matrimony.
Post by: Diamond Lil on March 12, 2008, 10:01:59 AM


Hello my little bamboo shoot! I've told you this forum is no place for a lady! You should leave it to me, Mince, Pete, Roger, Vulture, AW, Tom, Colin, Tarks, Fido, Rob, Diane and Roger.


Ahem ( sound effect of genteel throat-clearing indicating character has re-entered scene)