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Title: Mince exposed...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 03, 2008, 05:19:47 PM
As part of a 'discussion' on Mince's student forum a while back, I drew a caricature of the man in question, based on photographs I surreptitiously obtained (he sent me them) and posted it on the board. I have to say the reaction was quite positive in many ways, including how well I'd caught the ugly side of his nature (as well as his looks), and I have been convinced that final product was not too bad.

So the question is, do you really want to know, or would you rather not. The decision is yours, and I shall abide by the majority. The poll closes at midnight tonight (GMT), and the result will be acted upon (or not) shortly thereafter.

Peter, you may also vote of course, even though I assume you know what he looks like already (he's not the Medusa, for goodness sakes - go on...take a risk!).

Dig deep into your consciences.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 03, 2008, 05:42:00 PM
I'd rather not see it, Steve! I already have a rather repulsive mental-image, and I'd hate to have it confirmed.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Mince on April 03, 2008, 05:47:52 PM
I already have a rather repulsive mental-image

Employ a public relations specialist to improve the image everyone has of you.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 03, 2008, 05:48:13 PM
Er...you have to vote, Peepsie. Unless you're abstaining.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 03, 2008, 05:49:11 PM
Abstaining is for wimps.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 03, 2008, 05:54:58 PM
Er...you have to vote, Peepsie. Unless you're abstaining.

Okay - My "rather not" meant "No". (As opposed to "Yes").
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 03, 2008, 05:58:58 PM
Er...you have to vote, Peepsie. Unless you're abstaining.

Okay - My "rather not" meant "No". (As opposed to "Yes").

Using the proper 'polling booth', as provided at the top of the page.  ::)
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 03, 2008, 07:34:51 PM
I must confess that I have already seen the caricature but I have voted. The World must see Mince. May God have mercy on our souls.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Mince on April 03, 2008, 07:36:27 PM
I must confess that I have already seen the caricature but I have voted.

Oh, have you now?

I'll need to have words with old Tarky-babes.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 03, 2008, 08:09:27 PM
Confession may be good for your soul, Roger, but...

What can I say, Mincey? He had me over a barrel...no, not that...

It was the relentless pleading, the shameful grovelling. It had to stop, so he finally agreed to let me send it.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: A Woman on April 03, 2008, 08:09:47 PM
I must confess that I have already seen the caricature but I have voted.

Oh, have you now?

I'll need to have words with old Tarky-babes.

That's two lots of words you'll be needing to have with him then! ....

One of the perks of living with the man.... I get to see his scribblings  ;D
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: A Woman on April 03, 2008, 08:10:36 PM
Confession may be good for your soul, Roger, but...

What can I say, Mincey? He had me over a barrel...no, not that...

It was the relentless pleading, the shameful grovelling. It had to stop, so he finally agreed to let me send it.

He sold out for a mug!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 03, 2008, 08:14:05 PM
I thought you were watching Dr Who!!!  >:(
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Calypso on April 03, 2008, 10:13:03 PM
From what I know of Mince, I think it would horrifying to see a caricature of him, but I voted for you to show it, Tarquin.  ;)
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 03, 2008, 10:17:17 PM
I have visions of a deceptively friendly looking, bespectacled, balding, scoutmaster type with his troop gathered round him.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Calypso on April 03, 2008, 10:27:09 PM
I have a vision of a bearded, bear-like creature who has a computer for part of his head, whips for his arms and is watching Doctor Who or some other geeky program.  Anyway, the vision is the stuff of nightmares.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Mince on April 03, 2008, 11:12:05 PM
I have visions of a deceptively friendly looking, bespectacled, balding, scoutmaster type with his troop gathered round him.

Please keep your perverted fantasies to yourself. This is a family board.

And this topic is meant to be about me.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Mince on April 03, 2008, 11:22:44 PM
He sold out for a mug!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)

Betrayed! It's like a dagger through the heart! Oh! the depth of this treason against my kind soul. What cost doth it incur? And healed not by all the world's gold! How canst this be forgiven?

(A bit of free artwork at a later date should cover it.)
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Vulture on April 03, 2008, 11:36:40 PM
Confession may be good for your soul, Roger, but...

What can I say, Mincey? He had me over a barrel...no, not that...

It was the relentless pleading, the shameful grovelling. It had to stop, so he finally agreed to let me send it.

He sold out for a mug!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)

Was the 'mug' Mince or the recepticle you keep pencils in?
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 04, 2008, 12:26:29 AM
The polls are closed, and the results are in.

Sorry, Peepsie, but if you do not want your illusions shattered by the...er...illusion-shattering truth, then you should not look in on the new thread I am about to create, because as returning officer for this parish, I hereby declare that the ayes have it!
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 04, 2008, 12:29:14 AM
Oh, and for the record, no mug changed hands. Unfortunately.

A Woman is just a trouble-maker.  :-*
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Malc on April 04, 2008, 04:15:05 AM
Wrong. It's a Simon Cowell look-a-like with a Desperate Dan beard. Every woman's dream.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Vulture on April 04, 2008, 06:55:57 AM
Wrong. It's a Simon Cowell look-a-like with a Desperate Dan beard. Every woman's dream.

I think not!  :o
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 04, 2008, 08:53:42 AM
No, Mince hasn't had a mug. I have sole control of all stocks.
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Malc on April 04, 2008, 10:48:42 PM
....as opposed to God, who has stock control of all souls. ;D
Title: Re: Mince exposed...
Post by: Tom on April 05, 2008, 03:59:10 AM
... "Who"......