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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on February 09, 2007, 05:40:23 AM

Title: Attracting New Members
Post by: Mince on February 09, 2007, 05:40:23 AM: I was thinking of something that might attract new members - all those guests who lurk but do not register an account. So I was wondering what everyone thought of the following:

Quit lurking, register an account and say "hi". Here are the benefits of registering:

1. You get the ability to "boo" and "heckle" Tarquin Thunderthighs lll, and lower his Esteem even further into a negative pit of despair. We're all doing it, all us registered members. There is the theory that if we get Tarquin well into the negatives, he will think that everyone - even new members - despise him, and will collapse into a quivering jelly of insecurity. Admittedly, this is cruel, buy hey, it's fun anyway.

2. Isn't 1. enough?
Title: Re: Attracting New Members
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 09, 2007, 09:07:50 AM: I see you have edited the above, Mr Mince. I can only imagine what the first draft may have contained.

However, I am pleased to note that you have at last emerged from the closet.

Graduate of the Jade Goody School Of Philosiff...Phillophos...Finking, yes?
Title: Re: Attracting New Members
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 09, 2007, 09:09:55 AM: By the way, your current negative rating (which I feel certain will be temporary somehow) - it wasn't me.
Title: Re: Attracting New Members
Post by: Mince on February 09, 2007, 09:17:56 AM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 09, 2007, 09:07:50 AM
Graduate of the Jade Goody School Of Philosiff...Phillophos...Finking, yes?

She's merely an amateur.
Title: Re: Attracting New Members
Post by: Malc on February 09, 2007, 11:46:41 AM: Do we need new members? I like things just the way they are. A local site for LOCAL people.
Title: Re: Attracting New Members
Post by: Colin on February 09, 2007, 04:24:06 PM: Well I've not used my "applaud or heckle" yet.
And since no one has applauded me then I don't think I will. ;D

Thought I would get at least 1 applaud for my BP picture.
Title: Re: Attracting New Members
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 09, 2007, 06:26:34 PM: Clap. Clap. Clappity-clap-clap.
Title: Re: Attracting New Members
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 09, 2007, 06:58:59 PM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on February 09, 2007, 06:26:34 PM
Clap. Clap. Clappity-clap-clap.

Sounds like the footsteps of a horse you've backed, Roger.
Title: Re: Attracting New Members
Post by: Malc on February 10, 2007, 02:15:13 AM: Be fair. He does donate money to sick animals.