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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on July 17, 2008, 11:20:51 PM

Title: Supermarkets
Post by: Mince on July 17, 2008, 11:20:51 PM
If world war three broke out while you were in a supermarket, which section would you wish to be in?
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 17, 2008, 11:38:01 PM
The bunker section.
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Mince on July 17, 2008, 11:58:42 PM
No, I meant world war three in the supermarket.
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 18, 2008, 12:48:06 AM
Would this be an 'open 24 hours' supermarket in the suburbs?
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 18, 2008, 04:00:23 AM
I saw Indiana Jones hide out in a fridge in his last movie, thus he was able to avoid being made into toast by a nuclear explosion, therefore, I will say the frozen foods section.

Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 18, 2008, 07:34:34 AM
Yes, I thought that was very irresponsible.

Children, you must never, ever climb into refrigerators, no matter what the apparent threat of an imminent nuclear attack may be.
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Fyodor on July 18, 2008, 09:43:15 AM
Caesarian.
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 18, 2008, 11:08:33 AM
Caesarian.

Salads?
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Mince on July 18, 2008, 12:13:33 PM
I hope everyone knows that "world war three" is metaphorical.
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Tom on July 18, 2008, 07:23:03 PM
You've obviously not been to our local supermarket. It's like world war three in there on a Monday.

It's even worse when certain things are on special offer!
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 19, 2008, 01:56:07 AM
I hope everyone knows that "world war three" is metaphorical.

I thought it was nuclear. If all it's going to be is hurling metaphors at each other, then bring it on.
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 19, 2008, 02:02:29 AM
Take that, you cretinous blindworms, you! 
Title: Re: Supermarkets
Post by: Mince on July 19, 2008, 11:51:54 AM
Just remember that I would be in the cake section.