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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on July 23, 2008, 08:53:35 PM

Title: Poultry.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 23, 2008, 08:53:35 PM

How come you have to cook chicken and turkey thoroughly and yet you can serve duck rare? What have hens got that ducks haven't? Or vice versa.
Worried hen and duck eater, Scotland.

Title: Re: Poultry.
Post by: Mince on July 23, 2008, 09:23:17 PM

An anagram of "hen and duck eater" is "Cranked Unheated". Does that help?

Title: Re: Poultry.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 23, 2008, 09:25:53 PM

Certainly helps me. I was still a little uncertain whether or not you are a complete featherbrain...until now. Thanks.

Title: Re: Poultry.
Post by: Mince on July 23, 2008, 09:28:28 PM

So, now that you know I am not, how can we help Roger?

Title: Re: Poultry.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 23, 2008, 10:22:15 PM

Give him all our money?

Title: Re: Poultry.
Post by: Mince on July 23, 2008, 10:29:39 PM

Great idea! Send me all yours. I'll combine it with mine and send it to Roger.

Title: Re: Poultry.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 23, 2008, 10:37:22 PM

Sounds good to me. Forget all the hens and ducks stuff.

Title: Re: Poultry.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 24, 2008, 03:04:41 PM

How hungry would you have to be to eat a raw duck?

Title: Re: Poultry.
Post by: Mince on July 24, 2008, 04:13:20 PM

Quote from: Diane CBPFC on July 24, 2008, 03:04:41 PM

How hungry would you have to be to eat a raw duck?

Somewhere between very hungry and very very hungry.

Title: Re: Poultry.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 24, 2008, 05:30:02 PM

Quote from: Mince on July 24, 2008, 04:13:20 PM

Quote from: Diane CBPFC on July 24, 2008, 03:04:41 PM

How hungry would you have to be to eat a raw duck?

Somewhere between very hungry and very very hungry.

Another poultry offering from Mince.  ..0