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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on July 24, 2008, 11:00:35 PM

Title: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Mince on July 24, 2008, 11:00:35 PM
... foul-smelling pile of useless doggy poop.

Everyone is expected to contribute.


Let's use the following codes:

"a good friend of mine" = "a complete prat"

"a nationally respected cartoonist" = "a moronic amoeba"

"a Wolves supporter" = "a utter git"

Also, let's pretend that any talk of football is instant proof that Peepmaster is a complete twat.



Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 24, 2008, 11:16:57 PM
...a good friend of mine.
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 24, 2008, 11:18:00 PM
...a nationally respected cartoonist.
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 24, 2008, 11:18:57 PM
...a Wolves supporter. Well, two out of three ain't bad.
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 24, 2008, 11:37:09 PM
They're playing at Kilmarnock on Saturday, Roger. I'm really not sure whether its' worth going as so many friendlies are dull affairs. They beat Dundee last Sunday, and drew with Motherwell last night.

I've only ever seen one really exciting friendly match, and that was Margate against West Ham when I was a kid. The final score was 6-6. West Ham had half the World Cup winning England team in those days.

I remember John Fahy of Margate, and Martin Peters of West Ham each scored five goals!
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 24, 2008, 11:54:00 PM
Incidentally, Roger, I see that Noel Hunt has moved on to Reading. Is that a great loss do you think? I also noticed you had a good result at Arbroath.

What a great thread this is turning into.
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Mince on July 24, 2008, 11:56:50 PM
I agree. You're doing a great job.
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 25, 2008, 12:03:51 AM
I suspect Mince will regret some of his posts in the morning when he's sobered up.  ..0
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Vulture on July 25, 2008, 06:59:30 AM
I suspect Mince will regret some of his posts in the morning when he's sobered up.  ..0

Oh, I don't know. His posts are less vitriolic - I think he should stay p**sed.
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 25, 2008, 09:39:16 AM
It was a bit sneaky of him to add my answers to his original question. Maybe he turns sneaky on Babycham.
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Fyodor on July 25, 2008, 09:46:18 AM
Peepmaster is "a moronic amoeba".
Equations work both ways.
Ergo, Peepmaster is "a nationally respected cartoonist".
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Mince on July 25, 2008, 11:10:14 AM
What is this? Let's be nice to Peepmaster day?
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Fyodor on July 26, 2008, 09:54:53 AM
I'm told, by what I have to admit is not necessarily a totally reliable source, that Peepmaster is an anagram of Love God. Whether that represents a title or an instruction, I have yet to be informed.
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Vulture on July 26, 2008, 11:22:01 AM
I'm told, by what I have to admit is not necessarily a totally reliable source, that Peepmaster is an anagram of Love God. Whether that represents a title or an instruction, I have yet to be informed.

No L
No O
No V
No G
No D
Does your 'totally reliable source' understand the meaning of anagram?
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Fyodor on July 28, 2008, 10:00:12 AM
Thanks Vulch. Always happy to learn.
Title: Re: Peepmaster is a ...
Post by: Fyodor on July 28, 2008, 10:03:59 AM
Oh, and by way of a rather pathetic attempt at saving face, I did say "not necessarily a totally reliable source".