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Title: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Roger Kettle on October 10, 2008, 08:03:49 PM
Why do tomatoes taste better abroad?
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Max on October 10, 2008, 09:26:21 PM
Roger,  probably because they were grown a few miles from where you were eating them instead of being picked, cleaned, chilled and transported across most of Europe.

I'd add, why does retsina taste great in a taverna in Greece, but instantly turn into turpentine if you fly it back home?

Probably the state of mind of the recipient has a lot to do with it,  your on holiday, no stress, relaxed, a few beers in your tummy.

Damn........ I need a real hollerday again.  ;D
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Roger Kettle on October 10, 2008, 09:37:47 PM
Yeah, good point, Max. When I'm in America, nothing tastes better than a chilled Bud at six p.m. Over here, it tastes foul at any time.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Fyodor on October 11, 2008, 09:56:31 AM
Why do the wee sample bits of cheese you get from some comely wench in Tesco always taste better than the bit you buy and taste at home?
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 11, 2008, 12:35:42 PM
And other people's birds always look better than your own.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 11, 2008, 12:49:23 PM
And other people's birds always look better than your own.

No, they don't.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 11, 2008, 05:58:46 PM
And other people's birds always look better than your own.

No, they don't.

That's a fair point. It depends on the perspective. Of course, my Lucy looks nice in the right light...
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Joan on October 12, 2008, 09:39:48 AM
And other people's birds always look better than your own.

No, they don't.

That's a fair point. It depends on the perspective. Of course, my Lucy looks nice in the right light...

I'm wondering who needs the slapping around here??  I know you're only trying to stir, Peeps, but mind what you say - we may be few in number on this forum, but we "birds" object to being objectified.  So there!
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Vulture on October 12, 2008, 09:47:42 AM
And other people's birds always look better than your own.

No, they don't.

That's a fair point. It depends on the perspective. Of course, my Lucy looks nice in the right light...

I'm wondering who needs the slapping around here??  I know you're only trying to stir, Peeps, but mind what you say - we may be few in number on this forum, but we "birds" object to being objectified.  So there!

What Joan said but double!
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 12, 2008, 09:59:46 AM
Whatever you do, Peepsie, I'd seriously suggest you avoid the words "time of the month" in your next post.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Vulture on October 12, 2008, 11:15:37 AM
Whatever you do, Peepsie, I'd seriously suggest you avoid the words "time of the month" in your next post.

Why?
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 12, 2008, 11:43:22 AM
Bad joke - sorry.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Vulture on October 12, 2008, 12:36:08 PM
hmmm!
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 12, 2008, 03:43:25 PM
Just checking in.. (I'm still in Broadstairs). It is so hot - people are swimming and sun-bathing on the beaches. It's October for God's sake! This must be the Summer we didn't get in Scotland.

I didn't start this post with the intention of adding this bit, but it would now be appropriate to say it's a nice "time of the month". How ironic.

I don't mean to objectify women, Joan, but in my experience, like Tarquin alludes, some birds' personalities totally change on a cyclic basis. It does my head in when it happens. There's no reasoning with 'em.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Calypso on October 12, 2008, 04:05:58 PM
Amazingly, men have yet to realize that for most women it's the "time right before the time of the month" and not really so much "the time of the month."   ..0
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Calypso on October 12, 2008, 04:10:55 PM
Why do tomatoes taste better abroad?

I enjoy breakfast when I travel. It always tastes so good to me. I don't eat breakfast when I'm at home. I think because I have to cook it and then I have to clean-up afterwards and then get ready to go to work takes the joy out of it.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 12, 2008, 04:14:09 PM
Amazingly, men have yet to realize that for most women it's the "time right before the time of the month" and not really so much "the time of the month."   ..0

I know what you mean, Calypso. The time right before the time of the month is the time of the month that I was referring to, not the other time of the month.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 12, 2008, 05:18:47 PM
hmmm!

Okay, now I'm wishing I'd posted my first response. When will women finally just accept that all men are complete and utter ar*eholes, and move on? It'll save you all so much time spent on sending each other those misandronistic email forwards, desperate to prove the point.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 12, 2008, 05:22:18 PM
Sorry again - I'm having a bad week. No, seriously...
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Roger Kettle on October 12, 2008, 06:11:55 PM
All I said was I like tomatoes when I'm on holiday.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 12, 2008, 06:17:51 PM
All I said was I like tomatoes when I'm on holiday.

See? HE started it!!!
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on October 12, 2008, 07:06:07 PM
[...] I don't mean to objectify women, Joan, but in my experience, like Tarquin alludes, some birds' personalities totally change on a cyclic basis. It does my head in when it happens. There's no reasoning with 'em.

Guys should just back off and buy chocolate (just slip it under the door).


Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 12, 2008, 07:40:02 PM
[...] I don't mean to objectify women, Joan, but in my experience, like Tarquin alludes, some birds' personalities totally change on a cyclic basis. It does my head in when it happens. There's no reasoning with 'em.

Guys should just back off and buy chocolate (just slip it under the door).




Interesting, Diane, although having just tentatively enquired of my better half what she thought of your suggestion, I was greeted with uncertainty. I further enquired if whisky might be a better offering, knowing her fondness for the occasional dram, but this was also dismissed as being short of the required mark. So I put the ball squarely in her court, and asked what would do the trick.

"Decapitation!" was the reply.  :-\
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Vulture on October 12, 2008, 07:54:59 PM
[...] I don't mean to objectify women, Joan, but in my experience, like Tarquin alludes, some birds' personalities totally change on a cyclic basis. It does my head in when it happens. There's no reasoning with 'em.

Guys should just back off and buy chocolate (just slip it under the door).




Interesting, Diane, although having just tentatively enquired of my better half what she thought of your suggestion, I was greeted with uncertainty. I further enquired if whisky might be a better offering, knowing her fondness for the occasional dram, but this was also dismissed as being short of the required mark. So I out the ball squarely in her court, and asked what would do the trick.

"Decapitation!" was the reply.  :-\

No! You'd be inconsiderate enough to leave a mess.

Fortunately, I have lived alone for the last twenty odd years and have not be objectified during that time!
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on October 12, 2008, 09:43:32 PM
Yes, decapitation would be a fair and just penalty for asking if she wants chocolate or whisky - good grief you shouldn't have to ask!

You didn't follow the first part of my two part instructions.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 12, 2008, 09:56:50 PM
You didn't follow the first part of my two part instructions.

Who said it was 'that time' when I asked? I'm not that stupid!
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on October 13, 2008, 08:25:21 PM
That your significant other is fantasising about a ?Crazy in Alabama? moment ? not during the craving chocolate time of the month  - makes me worry for your safety TTIII  :o
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Joan on October 14, 2008, 05:49:56 AM
Well, I laughed out loud when I saw your response, TT - in this house, my name changes to "Humphrey" for a couple of days each month.  Humphrey B. Bear is a children's programme character in Australia - a person in a bear suit - who had a half hour programme in the mornings for a long time - I don't think he's on any more.  It's actually a kind way of saying that I'm growling and grumbling, as Humphrey doesn't speak and is actually very nice and cuddly.  I have been told by my daughter to "Get over it!"  Bloody cheek, but I suppose as a female, she feels she has the right to tell me what I'm like.

As for the emails, I don't think it would make any difference if we women accepted all men are complete and utter ar*eholes (something I refuse to do), those emails would still get sent for reinforcement.  They're all a bit "old" now anyway.  I never forward any of those round robin things, anyway, no matter what they are about.

Perhaps "objectify" was a bit strong, Peeps.  It was the "looks nice in the right light" bit that got to me.  It's a bit too close to home for me these days, when the right light has become very important - preferably twilight.  I'm sure this doesn't apply to Lucy.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Joan on October 14, 2008, 05:59:32 AM
All I said was I like tomatoes when I'm on holiday.

I think just about all food tastes better when I'm on holiday, especially when I don't have to cook it, and even more so when I don't have to clean up!  I've just had seven weeks of taste bliss.  ;D
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 14, 2008, 10:09:57 AM
Well, I laughed out loud when I saw your response, TT - in this house, my name changes to "Humphrey" for a couple of days each month.  Humphrey B. Bear is a children's programme character in Australia - a person in a bear suit - who had a half hour programme in the mornings for a long time - I don't think he's on any more.  It's actually a kind way of saying that I'm growling and grumbling, as Humphrey doesn't speak and is actually very nice and cuddly.  I have been told by my daughter to "Get over it!"  Bloody cheek, but I suppose as a female, she feels she has the right to tell me what I'm like.

As for the emails, I don't think it would make any difference if we women accepted all men are complete and utter ar*eholes (something I refuse to do), those emails would still get sent for reinforcement.  They're all a bit "old" now anyway.  I never forward any of those round robin things, anyway, no matter what they are about.

Perhaps "objectify" was a bit strong, Peeps.  It was the "looks nice in the right light" bit that got to me.  It's a bit too close to home for me these days, when the right light has become very important - preferably twilight.  I'm sure this doesn't apply to Lucy.

"The right light" was probably the wrong phrase, and I apologise to her for that. Having said that, it does help if it's a bit dark, I suppose. And if I haven't got my reading glasses on. And maybe after a beer or two.

I once told a barmaid "You look more lovely with every drink", and she scowled at me.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Mince on October 14, 2008, 11:22:50 AM
"The right light" was probably the wrong phrase, and I apologise to her for that. Having said that, it does help if it's a bit dark, I suppose. And if I haven't got my reading glasses on. And maybe after a beer or two.

I once told a barmaid "You look more lovely with every drink", and she scowled at me.

I am surprised you are still alive.
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 14, 2008, 01:59:19 PM
"The right light" was probably the wrong phrase, and I apologise to her for that. Having said that, it does help if it's a bit dark, I suppose. And if I haven't got my reading glasses on. And maybe after a beer or two.

I once told a barmaid "You look more lovely with every drink", and she scowled at me.

I am surprised you are still alive.

Far less intestate! Hang on...that's not the word, is it...erm...
Title: Re: Deep Thoughts From Afar.
Post by: Joan on October 14, 2008, 10:58:31 PM
Hooray! Chuckles with breakfast are back again.  :D