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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on October 23, 2008, 10:21:14 PM

Title: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 23, 2008, 10:21:14 PM: Great in a Spag Bol, Chili Fry, Chili Con Carne, or simply with tatties and gravy. Did you know you can even form it into burgers or stuff marrows with it. Mince is very special to me.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 23, 2008, 11:27:07 PM: Is it just me, or is anyone else sampling the delights of deja vu right now?
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Mince on October 23, 2008, 11:41:36 PM: He's running out of ideas. How awful!
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 23, 2008, 11:59:48 PM: Not at all - he just loves his Mince.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Malc on October 24, 2008, 12:25:47 AM: Mince is a trivia cheat. Spread it.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 24, 2008, 12:30:36 AM: The forum was getting so quiet I had half a mind to close it down. Then I remembered that Mince has barely half a mind anyway, so decided to post something to liven things up.

Maybe I failed.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Malc on October 24, 2008, 12:36:36 AM: Well, if you've got the honest half, Mince has got the cheating half.

Cheat.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 24, 2008, 12:54:12 AM: Mince has the power to do anything on this forum, but would he abuse those powers to cheat? I can't believe that. Do you have evidence?
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 24, 2008, 01:10:58 AM: Quote from: Malc on October 24, 2008, 12:25:47 AM
Mince is a trivia cheat. Spread it.

Quote from: Malc on October 24, 2008, 12:36:36 AM
Well, if you've got the honest half, Mince has got the cheating half.

Cheat.

Ooooh! He's making it worser and worser.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Malc on October 24, 2008, 03:24:38 AM: Apparently "Mincypoo" on the trivia quiz isn't Mince, it's Diane. :o

Therefore I apologise to Mince for calling him a cheat. It may be the only thing he isn't.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Mince on October 24, 2008, 08:10:47 AM: Quote from: Malc on October 24, 2008, 03:24:38 AM
Therefore I apologise to Mince for calling him a cheat. It may be the only thing he isn't.

So you agree that I am intelligent and handsome.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 24, 2008, 08:16:17 AM: Is that the most you could make out of that reverse logic? ..0
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Mince on October 24, 2008, 08:35:51 AM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 24, 2008, 08:16:17 AM
Is that the most you could make out of that reverse logic? ..0

That's where my mind naturally took me. Why? Did I miss something?
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 24, 2008, 08:59:26 AM: Quote from: Mince on October 24, 2008, 08:35:51 AM
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 24, 2008, 08:16:17 AM
Is that the most you could make out of that reverse logic? ..0

That's where my mind naturally took me. Why? Did I miss something?

Yes, you missed the bits in blue:

So you agree that I am unintelligent and as handsome as a whelk.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Fyodor on October 24, 2008, 10:00:01 AM: The whelk is cool. Stick a pin in its nut, give it a tug, pop it in your gob and enjoy.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 24, 2008, 11:16:44 AM: I've noticed before that in Scotland they call winkles, whelks.

Down south, the whelk is a massive thing, like this:
(http://srufaculty.sru.edu/david.dailey/public/mollusks/whelk.gif)

Wheras the winkle is far smaller, like this:
(http://www.ns.ec.gc.ca/epb/sfish/mmguide/winkle.gif)

(Pictures are for guidance only and are not to scale).
May contain nuts.
Title: Re: The Loveliness of Mince
Post by: Fyodor on October 25, 2008, 09:54:14 AM: In our country, we call them wilks.