The Loveliness of Mince

[The Peepmaster]

Great in a Spag Bol, Chili Fry, Chili Con Carne, or simply with tatties and gravy. Did you know you can even form it into burgers or stuff marrows with it. Mince is very special to me.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Is it just me, or is anyone else sampling the delights of deja vu right now?

[Mince]

He's running out of ideas. How awful!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Not at all - he just loves his Mince.

[Malc]

Mince is a trivia cheat. Spread it.

[The Peepmaster]

The forum was getting so quiet I had half a mind to close it down. Then I remembered that Mince has barely half a mind anyway, so decided to post something to liven things up.



Maybe I failed.

[Malc]

Well, if you've got the honest half, Mince has got the cheating half.


Cheat.

[The Peepmaster]

Mince has the power to do anything on this forum, but would he abuse those powers to cheat? I can't believe that. Do you have evidence?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Mince is a trivia cheat. Spread it.

Well, if you've got the honest half, Mince has got the cheating half.


Cheat.

Ooooh! He's making it worser and worser.

[Malc]

Apparently "Mincypoo" on the trivia quiz isn't Mince, it's Diane. 

Therefore I apologise to Mince for calling him a cheat. It may be the only thing he isn't.

[Mince]

Therefore I apologise to Mince for calling him a cheat. It may be the only thing he isn't.

So you agree that I am intelligent and handsome.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Is that the most you could make out of that reverse logic? 

[Mince]

Is that the most you could make out of that reverse logic? 

That's where my mind naturally took me. Why? Did I miss something?

[The Peepmaster]

Is that the most you could make out of that reverse logic? 

That's where my mind naturally took me. Why? Did I miss something?

Yes, you missed the bits in blue:


So you agree that I am unintelligent and as handsome as a whelk.

[Fyodor]

The whelk is cool. Stick a pin in its nut, give it a tug, pop it in your gob and enjoy.