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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on December 10, 2008, 12:04:14 AM

Title: God spoke to me today.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 10, 2008, 12:04:14 AM: God spoke to me whilst I hung up my PEACE sign today ? the earth shook and he whispered; ?You?re much too fat to stand on that rickety old chair!?
Title: Re: God spoke to me today.
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 10, 2008, 12:13:27 AM: That's not very kind. The chair may not have been all that old or rickety.
Title: Re: God spoke to me today.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 10, 2008, 12:19:01 AM: You can nitpick with god if you like - I'm sure they sing karaoke in hell.
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Post by: Joan on December 10, 2008, 12:46:00 AM: ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Malc on December 10, 2008, 02:09:15 AM: God doesn't sound very diplomatic. In fact when you read the Old Testament, he definitely isn't.

I bet you wanted to smite him.
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Post by: Zesty White on December 10, 2008, 10:22:25 AM: Do you need to be diplomatic when you're omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient? ???
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Post by: The Peepmaster on December 10, 2008, 11:36:22 AM: He loves all his creatures. Even demented pilchards. ..0
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Post by: Fyodor on December 10, 2008, 11:38:48 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 10, 2008, 11:36:22 AM
He loves all his creatures. Even demented pilchards. ..0
Oh no I don't.
Glad you heard the whisper D.
Title: Re: God spoke to me today.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 10, 2008, 11:59:49 AM: Quote from: Zesty White on December 10, 2008, 10:22:25 AM
Do you need to be diplomatic when you're omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient? ???

Only when using the omnibus.
Title: Re: God spoke to me today.
Post by: Vulture on December 10, 2008, 01:30:26 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 10, 2008, 11:59:49 AM
Quote from: Zesty White on December 10, 2008, 10:22:25 AM
Do you need to be diplomatic when you're omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient? ???

Only when using the omnibus.

:D :D :D
Title: Re: God spoke to me today.
Post by: Malc on December 11, 2008, 12:22:12 AM: Do you know why it's called the omnibus?

Because when its parked with its engine running it goes omni-omni-omni-omni-omni-omni-omni-omni...