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Offline Diane CBPFC

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God spoke to me today.
« on: December 10, 2008, 12:04:14 AM »
God spoke to me whilst I hung up my PEACE sign today ? the earth shook and he whispered; ?You?re much too fat to stand on that rickety old chair!?

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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 12:13:27 AM »
That's not very kind. The chair may not have been all that old or rickety.
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Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 12:19:01 AM »
You can nitpick with god if you like - I'm sure they sing karaoke in hell.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Joan

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 12:46:00 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Malc

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 02:09:15 AM »
God doesn't sound very diplomatic. In fact when you read the Old Testament, he definitely isn't.

I bet you wanted to smite him.
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Zesty White

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 10:22:25 AM »
Do you need to be diplomatic when you're omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient?  ???
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 11:36:22 AM »
He loves all his creatures. Even demented pilchards.  ..0
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Fyodor

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 11:38:48 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 10, 2008, 11:36:22 AM
He loves all his creatures. Even demented pilchards.  ..0
Oh no I don't.
Glad you heard the whisper D.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 11:59:49 AM »
Quote from: Zesty White on December 10, 2008, 10:22:25 AM
Do you need to be diplomatic when you're omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient?  ???

Only when using the omnibus.
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Vulture

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 01:30:26 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 10, 2008, 11:59:49 AM
Quote from: Zesty White on December 10, 2008, 10:22:25 AM
Do you need to be diplomatic when you're omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient?  ???

Only when using the omnibus.

 :D :D :D
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Malc

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Re: God spoke to me today.
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2008, 12:22:12 AM »
Do you know why it's called the omnibus?

Because when its parked with its engine running it goes omni-omni-omni-omni-omni-omni-omni-omni...
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