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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on February 08, 2009, 12:20:33 AM

Title: Serious Debate
Post by: Mince on February 08, 2009, 12:20:33 AM: This site is getting too stupid and frivolous. Time for some serious debate.

Should potatoes ever be considered as deities?
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 08, 2009, 12:44:06 AM: Don't be stupid and frivolous. Deities have stones in them.
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Mince on February 08, 2009, 12:54:50 AM: Rubbish! How can you fit an ageing pop group into a date?
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Diane CBPFC on February 08, 2009, 02:09:33 AM: I think they should be worshiped, but not for too long as they go wrinkly and grow tubers; more of a praise them and peel them kind of thing.
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Mince on February 08, 2009, 02:28:20 AM: "Set your deity for Gas Mark 5 . . ."
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Malc on February 08, 2009, 09:19:16 AM: The more I see of that Deity, the more I have Sympathy For The Devil
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 08, 2009, 10:03:56 AM: At the end of the deity ventually becomes bedtime.
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Vulture on February 08, 2009, 04:32:10 PM: Quote from: Mince on February 08, 2009, 12:20:33 AM
This site is getting too stupid and frivolous. Time for some serious debate.

Should potatoes ever be considered as deities?

Some deities have lots of arms; potatoes have lots of eyes so, yes, I think they could be considered deities.
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 08, 2009, 04:48:38 PM: If I buy potatoes I insist they have eyes in them so they'll see me through the week.
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Malc on February 08, 2009, 04:51:15 PM: So the main prerequisite for a deity is that they have a surfeit of things that people normally only have two of?

Scaramanga, the bond villain, had three nipples.
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Vulture on February 08, 2009, 05:08:00 PM: Quote from: Malc on February 08, 2009, 04:51:15 PM
So the main prerequisite for a deity is that they have a surfeit of things that people normally only have two of?

Scaramanga, the bond villain, had three nipples.

Wasn't Scaramanga a fictitious character?

Multi-armed gods are real.
Potatoes are real.
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 08, 2009, 05:12:44 PM: Quote from: Vulture on February 08, 2009, 05:08:00 PM

Multi-armed gods are real.
Potatoes are real.

Mince is real

ly stupid.
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 08, 2009, 06:42:03 PM: What if the potatoes are past their sell-by deities?
Title: Re: Serious Debate
Post by: Vulture on February 08, 2009, 06:45:01 PM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on February 08, 2009, 06:42:03 PM
What if the potatoes are past their sell-by deities?

They won't go past their sell-by date: they'll see it coming and look the other way.