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Offline Mince

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Serious Debate
« on: February 08, 2009, 12:20:33 AM »
This site is getting too stupid and frivolous. Time for some serious debate.

Should potatoes ever be considered as deities?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2009, 12:44:06 AM »
Don't be stupid and frivolous. Deities have stones in them.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 12:54:50 AM »
Rubbish! How can you fit an ageing pop group into a date?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 02:09:33 AM »
I think they should be worshiped, but not for too long as they go wrinkly and grow tubers; more of a praise them and peel them kind of thing.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2009, 02:28:20 AM »
"Set your deity for Gas Mark 5 . . ."
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Malc

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2009, 09:19:16 AM »
The more I see of that Deity, the more I have Sympathy For The Devil
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2009, 10:03:56 AM »
At the end of the deity ventually becomes bedtime.
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Vulture

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2009, 04:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Mince on February 08, 2009, 12:20:33 AM
This site is getting too stupid and frivolous. Time for some serious debate.

Should potatoes ever be considered as deities?

Some deities have lots of arms; potatoes have lots of eyes so, yes, I think they could be considered deities.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2009, 04:48:38 PM »
If I buy potatoes I insist they have eyes in them so they'll see me through the week.
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Malc

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 04:51:15 PM »
So the main prerequisite for a deity is that they have a surfeit of things that people normally only have two of?

Scaramanga, the bond villain, had three nipples.
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Vulture

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2009, 05:08:00 PM »
Quote from: Malc on February 08, 2009, 04:51:15 PM
So the main prerequisite for a deity is that they have a surfeit of things that people normally only have two of?

Scaramanga, the bond villain, had three nipples.

Wasn't Scaramanga a fictitious character?

Multi-armed gods are real.
Potatoes are real.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2009, 05:12:44 PM »
Quote from: Vulture on February 08, 2009, 05:08:00 PM

Multi-armed gods are real.
Potatoes are real.



Mince is real












ly stupid.

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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2009, 06:42:03 PM »
What if the potatoes are past their sell-by deities?
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Vulture

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Re: Serious Debate
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2009, 06:45:01 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on February 08, 2009, 06:42:03 PM
What if the potatoes are past their sell-by deities?

They won't go past their sell-by date: they'll see it coming and look the other way.
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