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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Tom on February 25, 2009, 08:12:54 PM

Title: Names
Post by: Tom on February 25, 2009, 08:12:54 PM
Names have been in the news today. Names such as:
Justin Case
Barb Dwyer
Stan Still
Terry Bull
Paige Turner
Mary Christmas
Anna Sasin
Rose Bush
Annette Curtain
Jo King
(There's more on the BBC News site!)

I used to work with Wendy Miller, and knew an Andy Mann.

Do you (or did you) know anyone with a similar kind of name?
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Diane CBPFC on February 25, 2009, 08:23:57 PM
I knew a guy with the surname Stones who married a Ruby.

My neice dated a Herbie Shitz -we all thought Herbie was a silly name.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 25, 2009, 09:02:49 PM
I knew a guy with the surname Stones who married a Ruby.

My neice dated a Herbie Shitz -we all thought Herbie was a silly name.
;D
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Max on February 25, 2009, 09:45:32 PM
Absolutely true, from a West Dunbartonshire school in the 1970's.

I give you...............  Daisy Cheyne.

In the time of Upstairs Downstairs..  Nyree Dawn Porter Purse.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 25, 2009, 09:51:58 PM
I used to be in love with Nyree Dawn Porter! She was in a brilliant series called "The Liars" in the sixties.
I...um...still don't understand "Nyree Dawn Porter Purse".
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Max on February 25, 2009, 10:08:34 PM
Hmmm, people in some areas also like the actors and actresses who appear in popular television programmes Roger.

In this case, Mr and Mrs Purse decided Nyree Dawn Porter was the ideal set of christian names for their new daughter.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 25, 2009, 10:17:54 PM
OH, YES!!! Heh! Heh! Heh!
Nope. Still not a clue.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 25, 2009, 10:33:11 PM
I knew a Carrie Erbags once.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: peter on February 26, 2009, 12:30:33 PM
worked with Peter Rick
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Malc on February 26, 2009, 12:48:27 PM
There's the legendary Warwick Hunt...
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 26, 2009, 12:52:01 PM
Hmmm, people in some areas also like the actors and actresses who appear in popular television programmes Roger.

In this case, Mr and Mrs Purse decided Nyree Dawn Porter was the ideal set of christian names for their new daughter.
Max, I finally understand! I was looking for some kind of pun in the name, rather than some strange parents naming ther daughter after a T.V. star. It's a bit like those dads who name their sons after entire football teams. Apologies for my density.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 26, 2009, 01:06:37 PM
There's the legendary Warwick Hunt...

It's real names we're looking for, Malcolm - not nick-names at school.

My youngest son is named Peter Daniel. There was a Peter Daniel playing for Wolves at around the time, but I'm sure that didn't influence our choice...
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Mince on February 26, 2009, 01:40:59 PM
Eric Shaun

Has anyone ever been told to stand in the "far queue"?
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 26, 2009, 01:47:06 PM
Roger, I do believe our old mate, all round nice guy, and former Beano Editor, Euan Kerr had a difficult time during his school years.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 26, 2009, 02:01:25 PM
There was a Jack Haugh who worked at a company in Wolverhampton I did artwork for some years ago.

Mince - I haven't had a far queue experience, but I once advised an enquiring lorry driver to fork off at a subsequent road junction.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 26, 2009, 06:42:46 PM
Roger, I do believe our old mate, all round nice guy, and former Beano Editor, Euan Kerr had a difficult time during his school years.
Tarks, it was years before I realised the...er...possibilities of Euan's name. It was when a Beano reader complained after receiving a signed letter fom him and thought it was an insult/hoax!
Title: Re: Names
Post by: The Peepmaster on February 26, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
I just saw a tree on the local news called Douglas Fir. (Tallest tree in the UK apparently.)
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Tom on February 26, 2009, 07:33:24 PM
Years ago, I always thought Edward Woodward was a made up name (from the joke) - until I saw him on the telly.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Max on February 26, 2009, 08:00:15 PM
Didn't the worlds worst name belong to a guy in New Zealand called Michael Itchyanus?

As I recall he got phone calls from all over the planet...  I mean. what a name... Michael.... Jeez  ;D


And no, not a joke.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Rob Baker on February 26, 2009, 11:20:06 PM
There's a bloke in my place of work called Paul Brain (listed in the company phone book as P.Brain).
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Malc on February 26, 2009, 11:26:10 PM
This is a true story.

My mate Alistair went to North Wales to buy a fifth-hand Daimler. It was in terrible shape, and every time he waved at the former owners and tried to drive away, it gave a couple of hops, a heave, a sigh and stopped.

He looked over at the small audience and said "are you lot going to stand there and watch me jerk off?"

That's not a "name" story, but at one stage Alistair drove around in an old hearse, so he was called a few things.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Zesty White on February 27, 2009, 01:21:48 PM
I worked briefly with a woman called Peggy Ennis. Strangely enough, whenever she was putting her initials and surname on anything official, she used her proper name of Margaret.....

How does Margaret get shortened to Peggy anyway? That one passed me by...
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Diane CBPFC on February 27, 2009, 03:04:04 PM
The Douglas Fir is a popular choice of Christmas tree in Canada.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Tom on February 27, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
How does Margaret get shortened to Peggy anyway? That one passed me by...
Hmmm... I've done some research into this.

Margarets can be called anything from Meg, Peg, Peggy, Margaret, Margot, Marguerita, Rita, Greta, Gretel, Gretchen, Marjorie, Maggie, Madge, May, Maisie, Daisy, Maidie, Meg and Mog.

I've not been able to find out why. Daisy. Daisy ?!?
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Vulture on February 27, 2009, 09:29:24 PM
How does Margaret get shortened to Peggy anyway? That one passed me by...
Hmmm... I've done some research into this.

Margarets can be called anything from Meg, Peg, Peggy, Margaret, Margot, Marguerita, Rita, Greta, Gretel, Gretchen, Marjorie, Maggie, Madge, May, Maisie, Daisy, Maidie, Meg and Mog.

I've not been able to find out why. Daisy. Daisy ?!?

There's a flower called a Margarete (that's not the spelling but you get my drift) - it belongs to the Daisy family.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Tom on February 28, 2009, 10:01:59 AM
Thank you Vulch, that solves that one. The Peggy one's still a mystery though ???
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Bren on February 28, 2009, 10:03:59 AM
I used to go to school with a Eunice Hignett.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Colin on March 01, 2009, 09:08:00 PM
There's a girl in my work called Mary Hale.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 01, 2009, 09:18:19 PM
Roger, I do believe our old mate, all round nice guy, and former Beano Editor, Euan Kerr had a difficult time during his school years.
Tarks, it was years before I realised the...er...possibilities of Euan's name. It was when a Beano reader complained after receiving a signed letter fom him and thought it was an insult/hoax!

Yes, it was years for me also, Roger, which either says a lot about our innocence, or else underlines what a splendid chap Mr Kerr was/is. In fact, I was told that even his cruel classmates at school overlooked the gift horse they were presented with, and actually gave him the nickname of 'Juan'. Gilding the lily somewhat.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2009, 11:14:36 PM
There's a girl in my work called Mary Hale.

I had an old girlfriend called Hale, now my ex, obviously. Ex-Hale.



Actually I made that up.

There's an area of Wolverhampton called Merry Hill, and also one of the largest shopping centres in the UK near Dudley, called Merry Hill. (Known as Merry Hell around Xmas time!)
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Mince on March 03, 2009, 05:41:00 AM
I had an old girlfriend called Hale

I thought this was going to be a limerick.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 03, 2009, 09:14:24 AM
I had an old girlfriend called Hale

I thought this was going to be a limerick.

Ha ha - that made me laugh! Maybe I should write one. Ex Hale would obviously be the "punchline".
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Malc on March 06, 2009, 10:25:06 PM
I had an old girlfriend called Hale
Who kept a large male humpback whale
Her favourite trick
was to lather it's -


Hang on, there's someone at the door.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Tom on March 07, 2009, 03:35:07 AM
 ;D ;D ;D hang on... ooo  ;D ;D ;D :o
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 08, 2009, 04:18:04 PM
Reporting back on names...

My neice has a facebook friend called Misty Meints - sounds like a Scottish/German sweety company.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Diamond Lil on March 08, 2009, 06:49:42 PM
When I was a student in a land long, long ago  I knew a girl from Ghana called Mary Oshitalu...appropriate I should remember her today on my birthday when that time is as clear as a bell and yesterday's choice for lunch isn't.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Mince on March 08, 2009, 09:18:57 PM
When I was a student in a land long ago
I knew a girl from Ghana called Mary Oshitalo
I remembered her today
on my birthday
When that time is as clear as a bello.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Diamond Lil on March 08, 2009, 09:22:20 PM
very good, Mince,except it was pronounced oshitaloo ;D
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Malc on March 09, 2009, 12:15:59 PM
You left that bit out, Diamond Lil.

Quote
I had an old girlfriend called Hale
Who kept a large male humpback whale
Her favourite trick
was to lather it's -

I deliberately left that errant apostrophe there for Mince to see, and comment, but my little trick was that without a definite noun there's no definite proof the apostrophe is errant, but he didn't bite. The man is good. Or not very interested.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Diamond Lil on March 09, 2009, 07:56:27 PM
Nice try, Malc. Hard to believe that he's not interested in an errant apostrophe, though
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Mince on March 09, 2009, 08:28:01 PM
Nice try, Malc. Hard to believe that he's not interested in an errant apostrophe, though

Psst! Full stop missing.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Malc on March 09, 2009, 09:25:06 PM
Aha! You spelled "pissed" wrongly.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 09, 2009, 09:44:10 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Fyodor on March 11, 2009, 06:56:46 PM
I used to be in love with Nyree Dawn Porter! She was in a brilliant series called "The Liars" in the sixties.
I...um...still don't understand "Nyree Dawn Porter Purse".

Don't know if you're still interested, Rog, but it seems to me that it is meant to be a pun - Nyree Dawn bought a Purse.
I know a young lad Davidson whose parents christened him Marley.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 11, 2009, 07:35:20 PM
As Oscar would say, he was born to be Wilde.
Title: Re: Names
Post by: peter on April 30, 2009, 03:04:07 PM
Just seen in the Paper today the man in charge of the forces in Basra was Dick Head