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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on March 06, 2009, 03:34:56 AM

Title: Thick as a Brick
Post by: Mince on March 06, 2009, 03:34:56 AM

It's 3:30 in the morning and I'm listening to Jethro Tull's "Thick as a Brick" whilst completing work for tomorrow. Anyway, the album made me think of Peepmaster and that brought me here.

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 06, 2009, 07:42:59 AM

Quote from: Mince on March 06, 2009, 03:34:56 AM

It's 3:30 in the morning and I'm listening to Jethro Tull's "Thick as a Brick" whilst completing work for tomorrow. Anyway, the album made me think of Peepmaster and that brought me here.

Could someone translate this for me? It's just that I've never got round to learning the language of "Pilchard". ..0

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 06, 2009, 08:19:54 AM

I think Mince is referring to your penchant for standing on one leg whilst playing the flute, Peepsie.

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 06, 2009, 09:35:38 AM

Mince, this is why you find youself having to work at three in the morning---no concentration. Any time something pops into your mind, you down tools and switch on your computer. Do a hundred lines.

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 06, 2009, 09:42:52 AM

I thought of Mince as I was walking into town last night. Fortunately I saw it in time and didn't step in it.

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: Mince on March 06, 2009, 10:54:31 AM

Quote from: The Peepmaster on March 06, 2009, 09:42:52 AM

I thought of Mince as I was walking into town last night. Fortunately I saw it in time and didn't step in it.

If you just accept my genius rather than contemplating it jealously every day, you wouldn't be so distracted as to nearly step in cow pats.

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 06, 2009, 11:12:11 AM

Ah - this was the genius that earned you your first rejection letter was it, Mince?

Dear Mr Mince,

Thank you for your application, and subsequent interview, for the advertised posts within our organisation.

Unfortunately, I have to advise you that your application has been unsuccessful, as we don't employ twats.

Yours etc...

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: Mince on March 06, 2009, 11:44:17 AM

I bet the original has your name crossed off and mine hastily added.

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 06, 2009, 07:34:52 PM

I feel guilty about insulting Mincey-kins again. I'm going to try and be nice again.

He deserves nothing less.

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 06, 2009, 08:01:00 PM

Look, all this is getting extremely confusing. Could you either keep insulting each other or get a room?

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 06, 2009, 08:47:39 PM

Quote from: Roger Kettle on March 06, 2009, 08:01:00 PM

get a room

Roger... That's a geeky, techie, computer-like, forum-type term!! :o

Title: Re: Thick as a Brick
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 06, 2009, 08:51:22 PM

THANKS!