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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on May 28, 2009, 05:41:31 PM
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Roger, since you're off on holiday for a few weeks, I think you ought to make a few extra topics before you go.
I have some suggestions for topics here:
1. something to do with morons and stupidity - but try to avoid the obvious, so nothing about Peepmaster;
2. another of your victories with technology - have you mastered any of the Fisher Price toys yet?;
3. debunking some wild claim (avoiding Loch Ness monster - remember last time?).
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Well, firstly, I'm off on holiday for ONE week, my first break since last October. I'm not a teacher, you know---I can't just swan off for months at a time.
Secondly, your jibes about my technological abilities are both tiresome and innacurate. I have mastered ALL the Fisher Price toys. Well, with the exception of the multi-level garage. I defy ANYONE to get that stupid lift to work.
As for leaving some topics for you to discuss, well, there are one or two things I find annoying which you're welcome to mull over...
People who pronounce the letter "H" as "haitch".
Towns and cities that re-introduce cobbled streets. Given that we've mastered tarmacadam, I can only assume that these places have a competition going to see how many of their citizens can break an ankle.
The impending return of "Big Brother" to our T.V. screens. I would say more about this but I loathe the whole concept so much that I can't be bothered. Ditto "Britain's Got Talent" and virtually anything else on T.V. at the moment.
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Well, firstly, I'm off on holiday for ONE week, my first break since last October. I'm not a teacher, you know---I can't just swan off for months at a time.
Secondly, your jibes about my technological abilities are both tiresome and innacurate. I have mastered ALL the Fisher Price toys. Well, with the exception of the multi-level garage. I defy ANYONE to get that stupid lift to work.
As for leaving some topics for you to discuss, well, there are one or two things I find annoying which you're welcome to mull over...
People who pronounce the letter "H" as "haitch". Thank you, Roger. I get pi$$ed off with these people, too!
Towns and cities that re-introduce cobbled streets. Given that we've mastered tarmacadam, I can only assume that these places have a competition going to see how many of their citizens can break an ankle.
The impending return of "Big Brother" to our T.V. screens. I would say more about this but I loathe the whole concept so much that I can't be bothered. Ditto "Britain's Got Talent" and virtually anything else on T.V. at the moment.
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'Ere hin Cheshire, we tend to drop haitches when they should be there, and hadd them when they shouldn't.
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Secondly, your jibes about my technological abilities are both tiresome and innacurate. I have mastered ALL the Fisher Price toys. Well, with the exception of the multi-level garage. I defy ANYONE to get that stupid lift to work.
Did it take you long to master the first one and were you ever late getting to work as a result?
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I've got some great ideas for topics. :o
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Secondly, your jibes about my technological abilities are both tiresome and innacurate. I have mastered ALL the Fisher Price toys. Well, with the exception of the multi-level garage. I defy ANYONE to get that stupid lift to work.
Did it take you long to master the first one and were you ever late getting to work as a result?
..0 Oh yes. Roger was late getting to work. He missed the bus and had to apologi... Oh... hang on..! Roger works for himself from home, doesn't he? How did we never become aware of that?
Ol' whitebait-brain strikes again! ..0
What a pilchard... ..0
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Oh yes. Roger was late getting to work. He missed the bus and had to apologi... Oh... hang on..! Roger works for himself from home, doesn't he? How did we never become aware of that?
I meant when he was young. And I think the insinuation from you that Roger did not master any of the Fisher Price toys until he began working from home is deeply insulting.
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yes I think the insulation about Roger is hurtful
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Oh Mince, stop it... :D
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Well, firstly, I'm off on holiday for ONE week, my first break since last October. I'm not a teacher, you know---I can't just swan off for months at a time.
Secondly, your jibes about my technological abilities are both tiresome and innacurate. I have mastered ALL the Fisher Price toys. Well, with the exception of the multi-level garage. I defy ANYONE to get that stupid lift to work.
As for leaving some topics for you to discuss, well, there are one or two things I find annoying which you're welcome to mull over...
People who pronounce the letter "H" as "haitch".
Towns and cities that re-introduce cobbled streets. Given that we've mastered tarmacadam, I can only assume that these places have a competition going to see how many of their citizens can break an ankle.
The impending return of "Big Brother" to our T.V. screens. I would say more about this but I loathe the whole concept so much that I can't be bothered. Ditto "Britain's Got Talent" and virtually anything else on T.V. at the moment.
im a cockney we pronounce it 'aitch does that count ?