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Title: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 14, 2007, 09:18:52 PM: As things have been quiet here for a while, I thought I'd open the gates to you punsters out there.
Best Film: The Codfather.
Best Actress: Eel McPherson.
You get the idea....
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Mince on May 14, 2007, 10:57:50 PM: Second Best Film: Natural Prawn Killers
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Mince on May 14, 2007, 10:59:25 PM: Best Play: Whiting for Codot
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Malc on May 14, 2007, 11:33:36 PM: Fish Called Wanda.

Er, hang on...I haven't got this right, have I?
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on May 15, 2007, 05:06:14 AM: There?s something fishy about this thread.

(yup, that IS the best I could come up with)
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Malc on May 15, 2007, 06:45:17 AM: You know what they put at the end of foreign films?

Fin
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Malc on May 15, 2007, 06:55:03 AM: The Da Vinci Cod
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Malc on May 15, 2007, 07:09:51 AM: Dude, Where's My Carp?

Peyton Plaice

Sole Man

Trout Of Africa

I don't want to play this anymore.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Roger Kettle on May 15, 2007, 09:48:11 AM: I don't want to play any more either.
Doctor: What can I do for you?
Man: I'm having problems with my hearing.
Doctor: What are the symptoms?
Man: An American cartoon seies.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 15, 2007, 09:53:31 AM: Best Sole Singer Film: Ray

Best War Film: The Dab Busters

Best Singer and Song: Elvers Presley - Haddock of the Bay

Best Hogmanay Songwriter and Song: Crabbie Burns - Auld Langoustine
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 15, 2007, 10:51:37 AM: Top five films of all time (lets me use the oldies):

Herring Voices

A Touch of Bass

Reservoir Dogfish

About A Koi

Mackerel On 34th Street

Best songs:

'Salmon Chanted Evening'

'Whale Meat Again' (credit R Kettle, 'Blubba & the Bear', circa 1980s)

'Fools Rush In (Where Anglers Fear To Tread)'.....by Pike & Tuna Turner

Best supporting actress in a very small role:

Minnow Driver

Okay...I've had enough now too.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 10:18:50 AM: Sorry - did I kill the forum? :-[
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 16, 2007, 11:39:01 AM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 10:18:50 AM
Sorry - did I kill the forum? :-[

No, there was just too much crab and pollocks being posted. :D
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 12:03:26 PM: I hope you're not including my Pike & Tuna Turner in that assessment, Peepsie! :o
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 16, 2007, 12:51:23 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 12:03:26 PM
I hope you're not including my Pike & Tuna Turner in that assessment, Peepsie! :o

That was the best of the lot TT! I took my metaphorical hat off to you when I saw it.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 03:42:12 PM: Why, thank you - it's a very fetching hat.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 16, 2007, 03:55:48 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 03:42:12 PM
Why, thank you - it's a very fetching hat.

It's a ketching hat actually. I go fishing from a boat wearing it.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Mince on May 16, 2007, 03:58:12 PM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on May 16, 2007, 03:55:48 PM
It's a ketching hat actually. I go fishing from a boat wearing it.

Your boat wears a hat?
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 16, 2007, 04:24:34 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 03:42:12 PM
Why, thank you - it's a very fetching hat.

It's a ketching hat actually. I wear it while fishing from a boat.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Malc on May 16, 2007, 05:06:32 PM: Shouldn't that be whilst fishing from a boat?
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 16, 2007, 05:11:21 PM: Quote from: Malc on May 16, 2007, 05:06:32 PM
Shouldn't that be whilst fishing from a boat?

I've stopped wearing it now.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Mince on May 16, 2007, 05:31:29 PM: Why?
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 16, 2007, 05:36:17 PM: Quote from: Mince on May 16, 2007, 05:31:29 PM
Why?

It f***ing blew off!
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Mince on May 16, 2007, 05:46:54 PM: Can't you swim?
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 06:32:16 PM: ;D ;D ;D

In certain areas of Glasgow, one holds onto one's hat whilst running to ketch a bus.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Malc on May 16, 2007, 11:13:23 PM: You mean Kelvinside? Where sex are the bags you keep coal in.
Title: Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
Post by: Colin on May 17, 2007, 09:42:48 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on May 16, 2007, 05:36:17 PM
Quote from: Mince on May 16, 2007, 05:31:29 PM
Why?

It f***ing blew off!

;D ;D