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Offline Roger Kettle

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Fish Oscars 2007.
« on: May 14, 2007, 09:18:52 PM »
As things have been quiet here for a while, I thought I'd open the gates to you punsters out there.
Best Film: The Codfather.
Best Actress: Eel McPherson.
You get the idea....
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Offline Mince

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 10:57:50 PM »
Second Best Film: Natural Prawn Killers
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Offline Mince

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 10:59:25 PM »
Best Play: Whiting for Codot
« Last Edit: May 14, 2007, 11:03:27 PM by Mince »
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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 11:33:36 PM »
Fish Called Wanda.

Er, hang on...I haven't got this right, have I?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2007, 05:06:14 AM »
There?s something fishy about this thread.


(yup, that IS the best I could come up with)
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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2007, 06:45:17 AM »
You know what they put at the end of foreign films?



Fin
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Malc

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2007, 06:55:03 AM »
The Da Vinci Cod
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Malc

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2007, 07:09:51 AM »
Dude, Where's My Carp?

Peyton Plaice

Sole Man

Trout Of Africa

I don't want to play this anymore.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2007, 09:48:11 AM »
I don't want to play any more either.
Doctor: What can I do for you?
Man: I'm having problems with my hearing.
Doctor: What are the symptoms?
Man: An American cartoon seies.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2007, 09:53:31 AM »
Best Sole Singer Film: Ray

Best War Film: The Dab Busters

Best Singer and Song: Elvers Presley - Haddock of the Bay

Best Hogmanay Songwriter and Song: Crabbie Burns - Auld Langoustine

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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2007, 10:51:37 AM »
Top five films of all time (lets me use the oldies):

Herring Voices

A Touch of Bass

Reservoir Dogfish

About A Koi

Mackerel On 34th Street


Best songs:

'Salmon Chanted Evening'

'Whale Meat Again' (credit R Kettle, 'Blubba & the Bear', circa 1980s)

'Fools Rush In (Where Anglers Fear To Tread)'.....by Pike & Tuna Turner


Best supporting actress in a very small role:

Minnow Driver



Okay...I've had enough now too.

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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2007, 10:18:50 AM »
Sorry - did I kill the forum?  :-[
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2007, 11:39:01 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 10:18:50 AM
Sorry - did I kill the forum?  :-[

No, there was just too much crab and pollocks being posted.  :D
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2007, 12:03:26 PM »
I hope you're not including my Pike & Tuna Turner in that assessment, Peepsie!  :o
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Fish Oscars 2007.
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2007, 12:51:23 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 16, 2007, 12:03:26 PM
I hope you're not including my Pike & Tuna Turner in that assessment, Peepsie!  :o

That was the best of the lot TT! I took my metaphorical hat off to you when I saw it.
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