Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on August 17, 2010, 05:34:04 PM
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... did you try anything new? re-start an interest in something you did years ago?
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... did you try anything new? re-start an interest in something you did years ago?
I tried to, Diane. But Brad Pitt didn't reply to my letter.
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I had to get out another injunction against Michelle Pfeiffer.
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I had to get out another injunction against Michelle Pfeiffer.
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or maybe
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I painted my toenails lime green.
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I had to get out another injunction against Michelle Pfeiffer.
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or maybe
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Now, now, Vulture, don't be jealous.
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It's just sooooo not fair! No-one's ever taken an injunction out against me. Maybe I should start stalking Brad!
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You could practice on Mince first.
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You could practice on Mince first.
I thought you only stalked people you were obsessed with and to get them to notice you, and to draw attention to yourself ........ which begs the question: why would I stalk Mince?
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You could practice on Mince first.
I thought you only stalked people you were obsessed with and to get them to notice you, and to draw attention to yourself ........ which begs the question: why would I stalk Malcolm?
You have to start at the bottom first and work your way up.
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(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)
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You could practice on Mince first.
I thought you only stalked people you were obsessed with and to get them to notice you, and to draw attention to yourself ........ which begs the question: why would I stalk Mince? (Thanks, Feather! Getting up a 4.30am is scrambling my brain cell!)
You have to start at the bottom first and work your way up.
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(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)
Have I said something wrong?
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and sometimes I painted them tangerine!
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(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)
Have I said something wrong?
Feather, this might be one of those moments where we are divided by a common language.
But then again, you knew that when you wrote the comment (seeing as english is one of your specialities). Think of anatomy.
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I painted my toenails lime green.
and sometimes I painted them tangerine!
So it's a rhyming citrus theme you're going for this summer.
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(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)
Have I said something wrong?
Feather, this might be one of those moments where we are divided by a common language.
But then again, you knew that when you wrote the comment (seeing as english is one of your specialities). Think of anatomy.
I hadn't really thought of it. I was just thinking Vulture could start at the bottom by stalking Mince and work her way up to Brad Pitt.
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I painted my toenails lime green.
and sometimes I painted them tangerine!
So it's a rhyming citrus theme you're going for this summer.
They did look peachy keen.
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I hadn't really thought of it. I was just thinking Vulture could start at the bottom by stalking Mince and work her way up to Brad Pitt.
Could that have been misspelled from 'staking'?
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(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)
Have I said something wrong?
Feather, this might be one of those moments where we are divided by a common language.
But then again, you knew that when you wrote the comment (seeing as english is one of your specialities). Think of anatomy.
I hadn't really thought of it. I was just thinking Vulture could start at the bottom by stalking Mince and work her way up to Brad Pitt.
Now look, Feather, at my age I can't afford to waste time. I have to go straight to the top asap or I might expire half-way up the ladder!
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I may have quoted this before, but I'm reminded of Woody Allen's line about growing older...
"If it wasn't for airport searches, I wouldn't have a sex life at all."
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I painted a tangerine lime green and I painted a lime tangerine.
Crazy days.
I also painted an apple purple. I like to call it a papple.