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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on June 02, 2007, 09:12:21 AM

Title: Downright Lies
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 02, 2007, 09:12:21 AM
I had breakfast with James 2nd this morning, having just arrived back from the Moon.
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: Mince on June 02, 2007, 09:14:10 AM
I had breakfast with James 2nd this morning, having just arrived back from the Moon.

There is no way I had breakfast with you this morning, or ever would. The cheek of it!
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 02, 2007, 09:23:36 AM
In parts of Ecuador, on Tuesdays, the Orangutan is considered a Stick Insect.
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 02, 2007, 09:36:17 AM
Surely, a bit early to be drinking, Nige?
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 02, 2007, 09:39:37 AM
Surely, a bit early to be drinking, Nige?

Yes! 1-0. Cheers, Rog.

(I'm away down to Kent in a wee while - I'll be looking in on my Mum's computer).

My entire left leg was painted purple by a Hartlepool Traffic Warden.
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 02, 2007, 04:42:33 PM
A lying marathon in preparation for a visit with Mum eh? Tell us about your childhood Nige ? were you in trouble quite a lot then?

Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 03, 2007, 12:18:06 AM
Peepsie's Mum's computer is being bugged by MI6. I cannot tell you how i know this or I'd have to kill you all, but you must believe me. There is much at stake. We are all in grave danger, especially Colin.
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: Malc on June 03, 2007, 07:12:19 AM
You couldn't have had breakfast with James 2nd, I did, and then Billy Connolly had breakfast with him 3rd, so the earliest you could have had breakfast with James was 4th, and that would have been lunch.

I was at the Moon too. It was a huge success, and getting over sixty thousand people into New Wembley to drop their trousers and bare their arses to save the rain forest was an incredible achievement, well done Sting!!
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 03, 2007, 10:24:50 AM
Right. I'm on Mum's computer, and funnily enough, she has a ladybird as her background wallpaper, so in a way, it HAS been bugged!
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: Colin on June 03, 2007, 01:08:11 PM
Right. I'm on Mum's computer, and funnily enough, she has a ladybird as her background wallpaper, so in a way, it HAS been bugged!

So am I safe then?
Can I leave the house?
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 03, 2007, 01:19:52 PM
I've said too much already.
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 03, 2007, 01:30:29 PM
I've said too much already.

We don't mind the occasional contribution.
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 08, 2007, 06:48:28 PM
That's very magnamini....magnimumi....mangananny......thanks, Big Boy!
Title: Re: Downright Lies
Post by: Mince on June 08, 2007, 07:53:59 PM
 ;D